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SARA: One Thousand
and One Nights.
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The famous tales and legends
from ancient Persia.
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It was always believed
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they were just stories
for children,
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but nothing could be further
from the truth.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
SARA: A few months ago,
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a document written by
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Suleiman
the Magnificent himself,
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Sultan of the Ottoman Empire,
was found.
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It's called
The One Thousand and Two Night,
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and he proves
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that all those wonderful stories
are all true.
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According to his account,
a lamp was found
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by a young peasant boy
called Aladdin
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at the beginning
of the 10th century.
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The lamp was magic,
and it granted him three wishes.
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Years later, a band
of robbers lead by Ali Baba
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found the lamp
and hid it in the desert...
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[HORSE NEIGHING]
...the 40 thieves.
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[EPIC MUSIC PLAYING]
SARA: Another century passed,
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and an explorer seeking
to discover the world
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came across the lamp,
Sinbad the Sailor.
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Besieged by pirates,
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he hid the lamp
somewhere in Greece.
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And there,The One Thousand
and Two Night ends.
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Suleiman dedicated
his whole life
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to finding the lamp
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so he could expand his empire
across the globe.
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But he never succeeded
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and the lamp faded
into oblivion.
[EAGLE SCREECHING]
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SARA: Until now.
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[MUSIC RISES]
[CHILDREN LAUGHING]
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[BELL TOLLING]
[BIRDS SCREECHING]
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[COGS CLINKING]
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[TAD GRUNTS]
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[EXHALES] Huh?
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Hey! Come back here! [PANTS]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
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[PANTS]
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There you are.
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[PANTS, COUGHS]
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[GRUNTS]
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[SCREAMS, GROANS]
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[GRUNTS, PANTS]
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[SCREAMS]
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[GRUNTS, SCREAMS]
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[MUSIC CONTINUES]
[GROANS]
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[EXCLAIMS, BLOWS]
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[GRUNTS]
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[SCREAMS]
[BELL TOLLING]
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[GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTS]
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Olimpia Stones!
Bubu!
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[EPIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
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Olimpia Stones! What did I say
about running away?
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[WHINES]
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Could you please stop?
What's going on?
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Testing, testing...
Is this thing working?
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[GRUNTS]
Oli!
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[GIGGLES]
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MUMMY: Hey, Mummy Fans!
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It's your bro here,
all the way from London, UK.
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Hey, look who's right here
with me, my buddy Jeff!
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Hey, Jeff! Say "what?"
Oh, gross.
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Belzoni, buddy, say something
to my followers.
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Come on! Show me some sugar.
[HORNS HONKING]
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Mumma! [EXCLAIMS]
[GASPS, GRUNTS]
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Oli, what are you doing here?
[GIGGLES] Mumma!
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Oli, come here!
Go on. Go with Daddy
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and don't be a pain
in my bandages, all right?
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Mummy, be careful,
this is really dangerous.
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Uh... Hello, I know there.
I'm a professional.
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[SCREAMS]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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No!
[GASPS]
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It's okay! I'm okay!
Saved by the bell.
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[BELL TOLLING]
[MUMMY SHOUTS]
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[SIGHS IN RELIEF]
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[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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[MOTORCYCLE WHIRRING]
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
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[DOORBELL CHIMES]
[DOOR CREAKS OPEN]
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ARCHAEOBOT: Ming Dynasty.
[GASPS]
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ARCHAEOBOT: 1412.
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These pieces are very delicate.
You should be careful.
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Oh, my God!
Please allow me to repair it.
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Adhesive B7124
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for porous surfaces
should suffice.
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Repair complete.
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What the dev--
SARA: Oh, there you are!
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I told you not to leave my side.
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Sorry. I'm Sara Lavrof,
from the University of Chicago.
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And that thing?
I am an archaeobot.
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I can run, dig and translate
any language, living or dead.
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I know the history and customs
of thousands of civilizations.
[GROANS]
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And I can also tell jokes!
Knock-knock.
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Who's there?
[PLAYFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
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Annie.
Annie who?
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"Annie thing" you can do,
I can do better. [LAUGHS]
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[GROANS]
It's a prototype of a robot,
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which they're making me
test out.
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It's supposed
to "make our work easier."
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[DOORBELL CHIMES]
Darling, we're going to be late.
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We've got tickets to a musical,
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and I want to show off
these amazing fabrics
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that I got from the hotel.
These foot warmers are so cool!
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It's called a "bathrobe",
and it's not a gift.
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You have to return it.
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Hi, darling, I'm Ra-Amon-Ah,
great pharaoh, uh--
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Colleague!
She's an archaeology colleague.
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We're looking
for some antique darts,
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19th century.
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Hmm... I think I have
quite a collection around here.
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[BELL TOLLING]
MUMMY: Woah, woah, woah,
hold up. Wait a minute.
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What do you mean,
let's go back to the hotel?
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We've only just got here!
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We have to see
the Changing of the Guard,
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meet Sherlock Holmes,
drink tea at teatime--
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Yeah, sorry, Mummy, but
Oli needs to eat and take a nap.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
Oli, Oli... Always Oli!
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If she's tired,
just give her some coffee.
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Mummy, please!
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[EXCLAIMS]
Kids don't drink coffee.
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Oh.
I'm sorry, but we're going
to the hotel.
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Oh, that's real nice.
[BABBLING]
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Let's just do
what she wants to do.
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Come on, buddy,
don't be jealous.
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Jealous? Moi?
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This has nothing to do
with jealousy, pal.
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I'm mad because I think
you love her more than me.
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[BABBLES]
Hey. What are you doing
with that?
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That's mine!
Not yours. You got it?
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Don't touch my stuff, kid!
[GASPS, KISSES]
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What did she do to my Dolores?
Did she hurt you?
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Come on, sweetie,
let's go to the hotel.
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"Sweetie?" [SCOFFS]
You never call me "sweetie!"
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[GROANS, EXHALES]
This is all we have.
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Darts!
[GASPS]
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Two thousand
and forty-seven darts,
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to be precise.
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Take that thing away!
Can't you switch off for a bit?
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Negative. My battery lasts
for three years.
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Ten minutes on 5G.
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Two hundred years
trapped in a museum,
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and now I'm free, you bring me
to an antiques store.
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Some friend you are...
I'm sorry, but I need that dart.
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It's like looking
for a needle in a haystack.
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They all look the same.
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[ARCHAEOBOT WHIRRING]
[SARA GASPS]
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ARCHAEOBOT: Got it!
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Would you like me to find
the needle in the haystack now?
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Oh, thank you,
but I would've found it.
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Do I detect a note of envy?
[PLAYFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
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Of that piece of junk?
Come on, I'm just worried.
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These things could put
us archaeologists out of a job.
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You're mistaken, Sara.
I don't want your job.
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I just want to do your work
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so that you don't have
anything to do.
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Ugh.
[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
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[DOORBELL CHIMING]
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
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[RAMONA GASPS]
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[EXCLAIMS IN FEAR]
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RAMONA: Stars above,
he is beautiful.
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[DEEPLY] I'm looking
for this royal dart.
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Oh.
RAMONA: My, my! And that voice!
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Who is this god
come down to earth?
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SARA: Suleiman VIII,
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descendant
of Suleiman the Magnificent.
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His family has been looking
for the lamp for centuries.
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Where is it?
[GASPS, GROANS]
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Mm.
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He called himself
"the Magnificent"?
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Oh, from now on, call me
"Ramona the Extraordinary."
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[GASPS, SHOUTS]
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[DOORBELL CHIMING]
Hmm?
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I report that the hostiles
have spotted us.
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[GRUNTS, PANTS]
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
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[GASPS, SCREAMS]
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[SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING]
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Hmm.
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[AIRPLANE WHIRRING]
[TAD IMITATES AIRPLANE WHIRRING]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Um... [SPITS]
[GASPS]
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Come on, Oli.
Why don't you ever eat with me?
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[BABBLES, GIGGLES]
You like that?
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Well, one day, it'll be yours.
A gift from Daddy.
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I almost didn't know mine,
did you know that?
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But don't worry,
I won't let that happen to you.
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Together for always. I promise.
[HEARTWARMING MUSIC PLAYING]
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[BABBLES]
[SCREAMS] Ah! No, Oli!
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You need to use your pinkie too!
No, no!
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[OLI BABBLES]
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
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Wow...
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What an artist you are...
But remember,
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Mummy isn't the only member
of the family, right?
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I'm there too.
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Mumma!
No. Tad. Daddy.
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Look, let's put
the two of us together.
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[GIGGLES]
This is you, this is Mum,
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and this fine archaeologist
is your father.
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[BABBLES]
[DOOR OPENS]
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Tad, we need to talk.
[GASPS] Mumma!
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Wasn't that kid going for a nap?
Off you go then.
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[GIGGLES]
Come on. Bye bye. Go, go, go!
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00:10:18,830 --> 00:10:21,334
Okay, look. Since we've been
a little cramped at home lately,
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I thought we could do
some renovations.
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If we take out these walls,
and divide up the kitchen,
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we can build a room for Ramona.
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Uh... Mummy, listen, I...
I know, I know.
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You're wondering
"what about the cockroaches?"
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Don't worry.
They will live right here.
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And Jeff and Belzoni
can sleep in this bit.
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Cool, huh?
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And scene is
I don't have a room
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on account
of the tiny little squatter,
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we'll put her
in this little house right here.
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[EXCLAIMS] What?
And I'd sleep in your room.
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I call the middle spot!
[GIGGLES]
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Mummy, just please listen
for a second, okay?
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We were gonna tell you
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when we got back
from vacation...
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[GASPS] You're getting me
a pony!
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I'm sorry
but we won't be living together.
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Huh?
230
00:10:58,940 --> 00:11:00,067
You know what,
with Oli at home, there's...
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there's not enough room
for us all
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and maybe it would be better
for you and Ramona to move out.
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This is your fault!
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
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00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:09,917
Faut!
Don't say that.
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We're a family now, and we want
to spend some time together.
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But I'm your family!
I always was before.
237
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But sure, now
it's all "perfect little Oli."
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00:11:17,973 --> 00:11:19,810
"Oli needs to eat,
Oli needs to sleep,
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Oli needs burping!"
[LAUGHS]
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00:11:21,437 --> 00:11:24,943
Well, who's burping me, huh?
No one! I have to do it myself!
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00:11:25,027 --> 00:11:28,491
[COUGHS, BURPS]
[BURPS, GIGGLES]
242
00:11:28,575 --> 00:11:30,495
Look what you're teaching her.
That's gross!
243
00:11:30,578 --> 00:11:32,832
Gross? She's the one
who poops herself!
244
00:11:32,916 --> 00:11:36,171
Tad! We need to get out of here.
We're in danger.
245
00:11:36,755 --> 00:11:38,007
[ENGINE REVVING]
246
00:11:38,925 --> 00:11:41,054
How come we're in danger?
Who's after us?
247
00:11:41,138 --> 00:11:43,058
[BABBLES]
The last descendant of Suleiman.
248
00:11:43,141 --> 00:11:45,479
The Magnificent?
What a nutcase, right?
249
00:11:45,562 --> 00:11:46,438
Suleiman.
250
00:11:46,605 --> 00:11:48,233
You say "Suleiman"
before my name?
251
00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:50,528
[HORN HONKING]
[TIRES SCREECHING]
252
00:11:50,612 --> 00:11:52,199
[EPIC MUSIC PLAYING]
It's all here,
253
00:11:52,282 --> 00:11:53,951
in the One Thousand
and Two Night.
254
00:11:54,035 --> 00:11:55,955
But you said nobody knew
where the lamp was.
255
00:11:56,038 --> 00:11:58,334
I do! It's somewhere near--
Okay, I'll shut up.
256
00:11:58,417 --> 00:12:01,589
I'm sorry, I had no idea.
If I'd known it were dangerous,
257
00:12:01,673 --> 00:12:03,134
I never would have
brought you along.
258
00:12:03,217 --> 00:12:04,261
Especially not Oli.
259
00:12:04,469 --> 00:12:06,932
Ugh, little princess
can't get her hands dirty!
260
00:12:07,016 --> 00:12:10,313
So, where's the lamp?
Hidden in Buckingham Palace.
261
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:11,439
TAD: Since when?
262
00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:13,276
And why haven't
they said anything?
263
00:12:14,195 --> 00:12:16,072
Because they don't know
they have it.
264
00:12:17,618 --> 00:12:19,579
At the end of the 19th century,
265
00:12:19,662 --> 00:12:22,751
an English explorer found
the lamp hidden in some ruins.
266
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,170
[ARABIC MUSIC PLAYING]
SARA: He took it
267
00:12:24,254 --> 00:12:26,090
and other
archaeological treasures
268
00:12:26,174 --> 00:12:27,968
to the capital
of the British Empire
269
00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:29,805
as a gift to Queen Victoria.
[BELL TOLLING]
270
00:12:29,888 --> 00:12:31,015
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
271
00:12:31,474 --> 00:12:33,728
SARA: When the English lord
first gave the queen the lamp,
272
00:12:33,811 --> 00:12:36,191
she wasn't very impressed.
[CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
273
00:12:36,274 --> 00:12:38,402
Another teapot? Meh...
274
00:12:39,697 --> 00:12:43,285
[HUMS HAPPILY]
275
00:12:43,787 --> 00:12:45,748
SARA: And then
the genie appeared
276
00:12:45,874 --> 00:12:47,960
and offered her three wishes.
[GASPS]
277
00:12:48,336 --> 00:12:49,422
SARA: One would assume
278
00:12:49,631 --> 00:12:52,177
she would ask to make
the empire more powerful.
279
00:12:52,260 --> 00:12:54,431
But the queen had other plans.
280
00:12:54,514 --> 00:12:56,475
[SNICKERS]
I want a bigger crown!
281
00:12:56,558 --> 00:13:00,733
This one is ridiculously small.
[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
282
00:13:00,816 --> 00:13:04,071
SARA: The second wish
was along much the same lines.
283
00:13:05,032 --> 00:13:06,785
[MAGICAL TINKLING]
284
00:13:06,868 --> 00:13:10,457
SARA: The queen wasted
her three wishes inventing hats.
285
00:13:13,213 --> 00:13:15,841
To stop the lamp
from falling into enemy hands,
286
00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:17,387
she camouflaged it in a place
287
00:13:17,470 --> 00:13:19,557
where it would attract
the least attention.
288
00:13:20,058 --> 00:13:23,146
And it has remained there...
until now.
289
00:13:23,230 --> 00:13:26,110
[EPIC MUSIC PLAYING]
290
00:13:28,990 --> 00:13:30,993
[BRAKES SCREECHING]
[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
291
00:13:31,076 --> 00:13:33,372
Really?
This is the Royal Palace?
292
00:13:33,456 --> 00:13:36,670
What a dump.
It's a back entrance. Come on.
293
00:13:36,753 --> 00:13:37,921
[JEFF PANTS]
294
00:13:41,093 --> 00:13:43,055
Queen Elizabeth
had a secret tunnel built
295
00:13:43,139 --> 00:13:45,684
so that she could visit this pub
without anyone knowing.
296
00:13:45,769 --> 00:13:47,564
But are we just going
to take the lamp?
297
00:13:47,647 --> 00:13:50,484
The British keep half
of my pyramids in their museums.
298
00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:52,822
Nothing will happen
if we take a small lamp.
299
00:13:53,323 --> 00:13:54,867
There it is.
[INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING]
300
00:13:54,951 --> 00:13:55,910
The passageway opens
301
00:13:56,119 --> 00:13:57,623
when you stick the dart
in the right spot,
302
00:13:57,706 --> 00:14:00,210
but we have to find a plank
somewhere in the... [GASPS]
303
00:14:00,293 --> 00:14:01,670
Right spot located!
304
00:14:02,964 --> 00:14:04,884
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
305
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:09,059
It's easy to find the right spot
when you have X-ray vision.
306
00:14:09,517 --> 00:14:10,853
RAMONA: Better wise up, darling,
307
00:14:10,936 --> 00:14:13,149
or that piece of junk
is going to usurp your throne.
308
00:14:13,232 --> 00:14:14,652
Yes, so clever.
309
00:14:14,735 --> 00:14:16,279
Let's see
how that metal ball thinks
310
00:14:16,363 --> 00:14:17,823
it's going to get downstairs.
311
00:14:17,906 --> 00:14:20,328
ARCHAEOBOT:
Activating "stair mode!" [WHIRS]
312
00:14:22,540 --> 00:14:24,627
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
313
00:14:28,717 --> 00:14:30,803
[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
[JEFF BARKS]
314
00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:33,141
Downstairs reached.
[JEFF WHIMPERS]
315
00:14:33,225 --> 00:14:34,895
[BABBLES]
It's so dark in here.
316
00:14:34,979 --> 00:14:37,566
Let's go, Oli.
Be careful with that flashlight.
317
00:14:38,066 --> 00:14:39,152
[SIGHS IN ANNOYANCE]
318
00:14:41,113 --> 00:14:43,368
"Careful, Oli.
Don't hurt yourself, Oli.
319
00:14:43,451 --> 00:14:45,371
Oh, we all love each other
so much..."
320
00:14:45,454 --> 00:14:47,500
No offense, darling,
but you're insufferable.
321
00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:48,626
Huh, you bet I am.
322
00:14:48,709 --> 00:14:50,671
You would be too
if you knew what I know.
323
00:14:54,804 --> 00:14:56,222
This is a labyrinth.
324
00:14:56,306 --> 00:14:59,186
I think it's this way.
Negative. It's this way.
325
00:14:59,688 --> 00:15:01,608
Ugh, how I hate that thing.
326
00:15:01,691 --> 00:15:03,735
You okay, darling?
Do you want to explain?
327
00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:05,822
Sure! The lovebirds want
to get rid of us!
328
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:06,908
Say what?
329
00:15:07,451 --> 00:15:09,746
Yeah. They want to kick us out
because of that little monster!
330
00:15:09,830 --> 00:15:11,1000
[TAD GROANS]
Mumma!
331
00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:14,421
I'm sorry, I had to tell him.
332
00:15:14,505 --> 00:15:16,675
Oh. I wouldn't say
"kick you out"
333
00:15:16,758 --> 00:15:19,680
is the right expression.
We just want a bit of space.
334
00:15:19,763 --> 00:15:22,059
Traitor! I thought
we were like sisters.
335
00:15:22,142 --> 00:15:23,519
This hurts more
than the scorpion
336
00:15:23,603 --> 00:15:25,522
my cousin used
to knock me off my throne.
337
00:15:25,607 --> 00:15:28,319
[EXCLAIMS] Slave, hold me,
I'm going to faint. [SCREAMS]
338
00:15:28,402 --> 00:15:30,991
How could you?
We're supposed to be bros!
339
00:15:31,074 --> 00:15:33,954
Please let's not argue now.
We need to find the magic lamp.
340
00:15:34,038 --> 00:15:35,915
Oh? And what are you going
to wish for, huh?
341
00:15:35,999 --> 00:15:37,710
Another daughter to come
and overshadow me?
342
00:15:37,794 --> 00:15:39,548
Mummy, please,
let's just keep going.
343
00:15:39,631 --> 00:15:42,344
Remember we're not safe here.
[SIGHS IN EXASPERATION]
344
00:15:42,970 --> 00:15:45,933
Kick us out, after everything
I've done for them?
345
00:15:46,017 --> 00:15:47,978
Like not throwing them
to the crocodiles.
346
00:15:48,061 --> 00:15:50,650
You know what? I wish there
was a thing that granted wishes.
347
00:15:50,733 --> 00:15:53,028
And I would ask it to go back
to the past, to Paititi,
348
00:15:53,111 --> 00:15:55,366
to when I was young
and everybody loved me.
349
00:15:55,449 --> 00:15:57,536
But there is
no such thing. [GROANS]
350
00:15:58,078 --> 00:16:01,752
[ARABIC MUSIC PLAYING]
[GASPS, LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY]
351
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:04,090
[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
352
00:16:06,010 --> 00:16:08,096
The lamp
is in that display case.
353
00:16:08,180 --> 00:16:10,308
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
I'm going for it. Wait here.
354
00:16:10,391 --> 00:16:11,394
SARA: Tad!
[GRUNTS]
355
00:16:12,479 --> 00:16:15,984
[DOGS SNORING]
356
00:16:17,195 --> 00:16:19,617
Huh?
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
357
00:16:20,534 --> 00:16:22,537
[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
You think they like dogs?
358
00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:24,500
We'll have to be careful.
They'll alert the guards.
359
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:26,628
Uh, keep calm
and carry on, buddy.
360
00:16:26,711 --> 00:16:28,423
We need that lamp, right?
361
00:16:28,506 --> 00:16:30,509
Oops.
No, Mummy, careful!
362
00:16:30,593 --> 00:16:31,971
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
[TAD GASPS]
363
00:16:32,470 --> 00:16:34,266
[SIGHS IN RELIEF]
Oopsy...
364
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,771
[GRUNTS]
[PHONE RINGING]
365
00:16:36,854 --> 00:16:37,980
Yello?
[GASPS]
366
00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:39,275
No, no, no, no, thank you.
367
00:16:39,358 --> 00:16:40,944
I don't want
to switch providers.
368
00:16:41,027 --> 00:16:43,991
What? One year
of free MuchoFlix? Tell me more!
369
00:16:44,074 --> 00:16:45,869
[GASPS]
[TOYS SQUEAKING]
370
00:16:45,953 --> 00:16:47,706
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
371
00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:49,877
[JEFF BARKS]
[GASPS, GRUNTS]
372
00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:52,340
[TOY SQUEAKING]
[SCREAMS, SHUSHES]
373
00:16:52,423 --> 00:16:54,968
All right, and do you have
a minimum contract period?
374
00:16:55,052 --> 00:16:57,056
I knew it! It's always
in the small print! Right?
375
00:16:57,139 --> 00:16:57,973
Shut up!
376
00:16:58,099 --> 00:16:59,476
[TOY SQUEAKING]
MUMMY: Never! No!
377
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,689
I don't care
if you give me a new phone!
378
00:17:02,231 --> 00:17:04,067
What brand is it?
What are you doing?
379
00:17:04,151 --> 00:17:05,862
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm not interested.
380
00:17:05,946 --> 00:17:07,366
Don't call me tomorrow!
381
00:17:08,199 --> 00:17:10,119
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
382
00:17:10,996 --> 00:17:13,876
Hmm... Now, which one is it?
383
00:17:15,002 --> 00:17:16,589
[CLINKING]
[DOGS GASPING]
384
00:17:17,216 --> 00:17:19,052
[GASPS]
[DOGS GROWLING]
385
00:17:19,135 --> 00:17:21,514
[GROANS]
[GROANS]
386
00:17:21,597 --> 00:17:24,686
Ramona! Don't!
[WHIMPERS]
387
00:17:25,938 --> 00:17:27,149
Who wants a supercookie?
388
00:17:27,233 --> 00:17:29,779
[DOGS PANT]
Go get it! Fetch!
389
00:17:29,861 --> 00:17:32,032
[DOGS BARK]
[ADVENTUROUS MUSIC PLAYING]
390
00:17:32,825 --> 00:17:34,912
[IN ENGLISH ACCENT]
Hello, my babies!
391
00:17:34,995 --> 00:17:36,248
No, that's not to play with.
392
00:17:36,331 --> 00:17:39,336
I've told you 20 times.
Leave the crown!
393
00:17:39,420 --> 00:17:42,133
Such majestic ears!
No wonder he's the king.
394
00:17:42,842 --> 00:17:45,346
[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
Is it this one? Or this one?
395
00:17:45,429 --> 00:17:46,766
They all look the same.
396
00:17:46,849 --> 00:17:49,562
That's an old teapot.
This is the magic lamp.
397
00:17:49,646 --> 00:17:52,442
How can you be so sure?
ARCHAEOBOT: Because it says so.
398
00:17:52,525 --> 00:17:54,112
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
[GASPS] Cool!
399
00:17:54,195 --> 00:17:55,614
Ooh, be careful.
It's very powerful.
400
00:17:55,698 --> 00:17:57,701
Ugh. Here we go again.
"Be Careful.
401
00:17:57,784 --> 00:17:58,703
Don't leave the gas on,
402
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,079
don't light
that cigarette lighter."
403
00:18:00,164 --> 00:18:05,464
[MOCKS] I am sick of it!
Grant me my wishes, lamp!
404
00:18:06,216 --> 00:18:08,720
[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
Darling, you have to rub it.
405
00:18:08,804 --> 00:18:10,765
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
Really? Okay.
406
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:13,228
[MAGICAL TINKLING]
[GASPS IN SURPRISE]
407
00:18:15,147 --> 00:18:17,610
[EPIC MUSIC PLAYING]
408
00:18:23,871 --> 00:18:24,998
Good afternoon.
[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
409
00:18:25,081 --> 00:18:26,375
[CROWD GASP]
Huh?
410
00:18:26,459 --> 00:18:28,838
What were you expecting?
A hunk in a loincloth?
411
00:18:28,921 --> 00:18:30,507
I do not even have time
to cook dinner,
412
00:18:30,591 --> 00:18:32,260
and you think
I'm going to the gym?
413
00:18:32,970 --> 00:18:35,474
Congratulations,
you are the master of the lamp,
414
00:18:35,558 --> 00:18:37,937
then as such
you're entitled to three wishes.
415
00:18:38,020 --> 00:18:40,065
Cool, let's see.
Mummy, wait!
416
00:18:40,148 --> 00:18:42,737
Don't ask for anything!
It could be very... [GRUNTS]
417
00:18:42,820 --> 00:18:44,324
[GRUNTS]
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
418
00:18:44,407 --> 00:18:46,744
[PANTS, GRUNTS]
419
00:18:47,161 --> 00:18:49,831
[GRUNTS]
I hate being disturbed at work.
420
00:18:49,915 --> 00:18:51,460
Okay, for my first wish,
I'd like to--
421
00:18:51,544 --> 00:18:53,130
Hold on, I haven't finished.
422
00:18:53,213 --> 00:18:55,216
I must read you
the basic rules of the lamp
423
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,302
as dictated by the agreement
424
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:58,514
concerning
Magical Activities and Objects.
425
00:18:58,597 --> 00:19:00,726
"One, you may not kill anyone.
426
00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:03,523
Two, other people's wishes
cannot be overridden.
427
00:19:03,606 --> 00:19:05,526
Three, you may not use
pizza toppings
428
00:19:05,610 --> 00:19:06,945
that do not go with pizza,
429
00:19:07,028 --> 00:19:09,115
such as pineapple
or fish and chips."
430
00:19:09,199 --> 00:19:12,163
[PLAYFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
Don't look at me,
I didn't make the rules.
431
00:19:12,246 --> 00:19:13,998
[WHISPERS]
[GASPS]
432
00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:17,004
"Four, you may not request
another thousand wishes."
433
00:19:17,088 --> 00:19:20,969
[SCOFFS] I wasn't going to.
No, sure. Please be responsible.
434
00:19:21,053 --> 00:19:23,557
This lamp
may create amazing wonders.
435
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:27,229
[EPIC MUSIC PLAYING]
World peace, end global hunger,
terminate injustice.
436
00:19:27,313 --> 00:19:29,108
I wish Jeff could talk!
What?
437
00:19:29,191 --> 00:19:30,486
[MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY]
What?
438
00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:32,780
What? I can never understand
his barks.
439
00:19:32,864 --> 00:19:34,117
[PANTS]
Another kook,
440
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:35,911
like that woman
with all the hats.
441
00:19:37,456 --> 00:19:40,043
[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
GENIE: Granted.
442
00:19:40,127 --> 00:19:42,882
[BARKS] Supercookies!
Who's talking to me?
443
00:19:42,965 --> 00:19:45,010
Who's talking to me?
Hello, hello!
444
00:19:45,093 --> 00:19:45,929
[GIGGLES]
445
00:19:46,388 --> 00:19:48,433
We must stop him before he makes
another crazy wish.
446
00:19:48,516 --> 00:19:50,603
[GRUNTS]
You may proceed
to wish number two.
447
00:19:50,687 --> 00:19:52,523
May I remind you
that with great power
448
00:19:52,606 --> 00:19:54,402
come great responsibility and--
449
00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:56,322
[GASPS] I wish
Belzoni could talk too!
450
00:19:56,656 --> 00:19:57,990
This guy's a nut.
451
00:19:58,074 --> 00:20:00,245
Darling, may I ask
what you're doing?
452
00:20:00,328 --> 00:20:03,793
My lamp, my wishes.
[SIGHS IN EXASPERATION] Granted.
453
00:20:04,669 --> 00:20:06,923
Hel-- Hello? Hello!
454
00:20:07,007 --> 00:20:09,761
I can talk!
At last I can say what I think.
455
00:20:09,845 --> 00:20:12,098
You're all a bunch
of nincompoops!
456
00:20:12,182 --> 00:20:14,728
Oh, that feels so good!
What is your third wish?
457
00:20:14,811 --> 00:20:16,397
Do you want
that thing to talk too?
458
00:20:16,482 --> 00:20:18,735
That is not necessary.
I can talk already.
459
00:20:18,819 --> 00:20:19,986
I can even tell jokes.
460
00:20:20,070 --> 00:20:21,991
What did one toilet say
to the other?
461
00:20:22,073 --> 00:20:23,786
You look a bit flushed. [LAUGHS]
462
00:20:23,869 --> 00:20:25,288
How about you activate
"shut your beak mode?"
463
00:20:25,413 --> 00:20:26,916
Got that programmed? Burn!
464
00:20:26,1000 --> 00:20:28,460
Burn! Burn!
Ba! Ba!
465
00:20:28,543 --> 00:20:30,630
Mummy, you have
to put them back as they were!
466
00:20:30,713 --> 00:20:31,632
Never!
[GRUNTS]
467
00:20:31,757 --> 00:20:33,593
My third wish
is to return to Paititi,
468
00:20:33,677 --> 00:20:35,513
to when I was famous
and everyone loved me.
469
00:20:35,597 --> 00:20:36,516
What?
Hmm...
470
00:20:36,933 --> 00:20:39,229
Time travel, no one's
ever asked me that before.
471
00:20:39,312 --> 00:20:40,355
Mummy, no!
472
00:20:40,731 --> 00:20:43,820
Well, the rules don't say
you can't, so... granted.
473
00:20:43,903 --> 00:20:46,366
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
474
00:20:46,449 --> 00:20:50,247
Yeah, we're going to Paititi!
No! I wanted to go to Egypt!
475
00:20:50,331 --> 00:20:52,375
No! You can't go to the past!
476
00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:55,089
No problem! I'm on it!
[GROANS]
477
00:20:55,172 --> 00:20:56,926
[SHOUTS IN JOY]
[GRUNTS]
478
00:20:57,301 --> 00:20:59,012
[GRUNTS]
Oh, come on!
479
00:20:59,096 --> 00:21:01,225
[SCREAMS]
[SCREAMS]
480
00:21:01,308 --> 00:21:02,309
No!
481
00:21:02,392 --> 00:21:04,063
Thank you for using
the magic lamp.
482
00:21:04,146 --> 00:21:05,691
We hope you enjoyed
the experience.
483
00:21:05,774 --> 00:21:07,234
Please don't forget
to leave a review
484
00:21:07,318 --> 00:21:08,863
and follow us on Instazam.
485
00:21:10,532 --> 00:21:12,034
[GRUNTS]
[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
486
00:21:12,118 --> 00:21:14,164
Okay, everything's fine,
everything's fine.
487
00:21:14,248 --> 00:21:15,499
We just have to get
the lamp and--
488
00:21:15,582 --> 00:21:16,919
Give it to me.
[GASPS]
489
00:21:17,001 --> 00:21:18,881
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
[GRUNTS]
490
00:21:19,672 --> 00:21:21,259
More friends! Hello! Here!
491
00:21:21,342 --> 00:21:22,302
[GRUNTS]
[SCREAMS]
492
00:21:22,385 --> 00:21:23,972
[TAD GRUNTS]
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
493
00:21:24,055 --> 00:21:25,349
[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTS]
494
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:30,065
[GRUNTS][EXCLAIMS]
495
00:21:30,650 --> 00:21:32,737
[PANTS][TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
496
00:21:33,363 --> 00:21:37,954
Oh, come on, come on, come on!
Which way was it? [PANTS]
497
00:21:38,789 --> 00:21:39,957
[PANTS]
498
00:21:41,127 --> 00:21:42,128
Split up.
499
00:21:42,837 --> 00:21:44,341
I want him alive.
500
00:21:45,675 --> 00:21:48,974
Are we going to the park?
[PANTS] I think we lost them.
501
00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:50,184
[SCREAMS]
[EXCLAIMS]
502
00:21:51,812 --> 00:21:53,314
[CHEERS]
[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
503
00:21:53,398 --> 00:21:55,275
[SIGHS] Are you all right,
sweetie?
504
00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:56,528
[BABBLES]
505
00:21:56,611 --> 00:21:59,991
[GRUNTS] Let's go
before these guys show up again.
506
00:22:00,075 --> 00:22:02,997
[SNIFFS] Hmm. What is it?
The ground shudders.
507
00:22:03,373 --> 00:22:06,420
Oh, wait, this is... the tube!
508
00:22:07,504 --> 00:22:10,218
[SUSPENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
509
00:22:10,301 --> 00:22:11,680
Oh!
[LAUGHS]
510
00:22:13,683 --> 00:22:15,435
What's that light?
It's getting bigger.
511
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:17,773
[GRUNTS]
512
00:22:18,650 --> 00:22:21,195
[PANTS]
[PANTS]
513
00:22:22,363 --> 00:22:23,867
Are we racing? Run! Run!
514
00:22:23,950 --> 00:22:27,163
Choo-choo!
[GASPS] No, no, no!
515
00:22:28,624 --> 00:22:30,711
Hold on!
[HOWLS]
516
00:22:30,795 --> 00:22:32,966
[CHEERS, LAUGHS]
517
00:22:33,467 --> 00:22:36,805
Stop! Stop! No, no. No, no, no!
518
00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:38,851
[GRUNTS, SCREAMS]
519
00:22:38,976 --> 00:22:40,103
MUMMY: [OVER SCREEN]
Belzoni, buddy,
520
00:22:40,186 --> 00:22:41,439
say something to my followers.
[LAUGHS]
521
00:22:41,523 --> 00:22:43,107
MUMMY: [OVER SCREEN] Come on!
Show me some sugar.
522
00:22:43,233 --> 00:22:45,445
[SCREAMS]
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
523
00:22:45,529 --> 00:22:46,322
Huh?
524
00:22:50,329 --> 00:22:51,247
[GROANS]
525
00:22:51,956 --> 00:22:54,335
No, no, no!
Yes, yes, yes!
526
00:22:54,419 --> 00:22:56,089
[GASPS] Oh.
527
00:22:57,633 --> 00:22:59,636
[MAGICAL TINKLING]
[GASPS]
528
00:23:01,139 --> 00:23:03,643
Aren't we a nuisance?
A genie can't even take a nap.
529
00:23:03,727 --> 00:23:05,479
[BABBLES]
Take us to Paititi with Mummy!
530
00:23:05,563 --> 00:23:08,150
Wait, wait, wait,
first I must read you the rules.
[WHIMPERS]
531
00:23:08,402 --> 00:23:10,322
[OLI GIGGLES]
[GRUNTS]
532
00:23:10,405 --> 00:23:12,700
Hurry up!
Okay, okay, just a second.
533
00:23:12,783 --> 00:23:14,286
I need to type it.
534
00:23:14,369 --> 00:23:16,748
[SULEIMAN LAUGHS EVILLY]
Now!
535
00:23:16,832 --> 00:23:18,210
GENIE: And... wish granted!
536
00:23:20,129 --> 00:23:22,091
[GRUNTS]
[JEFF EXCLAIMS]
537
00:23:23,510 --> 00:23:24,595
Whoa!
538
00:23:25,932 --> 00:23:26,975
[GROANS]
539
00:23:29,312 --> 00:23:30,732
[TRAIN CHUGGING]
540
00:23:34,905 --> 00:23:36,908
[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
541
00:23:44,838 --> 00:23:46,550
[RUMBLING]
542
00:23:48,512 --> 00:23:51,142
[SCREAMS]
[SCREAMS]
543
00:23:54,063 --> 00:23:56,568
Oli! Oli!
[BABBLES]
544
00:23:57,109 --> 00:23:59,030
[SIGHS IN RELIEF]
[BIRDS SCREECHING]
545
00:23:59,989 --> 00:24:02,285
Yes! Yes! Yes! It worked!
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING]
546
00:24:02,368 --> 00:24:04,455
We traveled back in time!
547
00:24:04,539 --> 00:24:06,834
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
548
00:24:06,918 --> 00:24:09,338
Oh, no.
We traveled back in time!
549
00:24:09,422 --> 00:24:12,428
Okay, we're in the 16th century.
It's a very dangerous age.
550
00:24:12,511 --> 00:24:14,807
What's that!
A beautiful and harmless kitty!
551
00:24:14,890 --> 00:24:17,938
[SCREAMS IN FEAR]
Hi, there, kitty! Can I play?
552
00:24:18,021 --> 00:24:19,607
[GRUNTS]
Oli! Oli!
553
00:24:19,690 --> 00:24:21,318
[PUMA ROARS]
[GRUNTS] No!
554
00:24:21,402 --> 00:24:23,238
Drop it! Bad kitty! Let her go!
555
00:24:23,322 --> 00:24:24,574
[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTS]
556
00:24:24,657 --> 00:24:26,160
[ROARS]
557
00:24:27,788 --> 00:24:30,125
[CRIES]
It's okay. It's okay, sweetie.
558
00:24:30,208 --> 00:24:32,587
I won't let anything happen
to you. Remember?
559
00:24:32,671 --> 00:24:35,091
Together for always.
[HEARTWARMING MUSIC PLAYING]
560
00:24:35,844 --> 00:24:36,719
[GASPS]
561
00:24:38,807 --> 00:24:41,561
[BABBLES]
No. No, no, no, not...
not like that...
562
00:24:41,644 --> 00:24:44,399
[SCREAMS]
[LAUGHS HEARTILY]
563
00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:48,824
Come on, Oli.
We have to find Mummy.
564
00:24:49,324 --> 00:24:52,246
[ADVENTUROUS MUSIC PLAYING]
565
00:24:58,382 --> 00:25:00,720
Okay. Ready?
Eddy!
566
00:25:01,220 --> 00:25:02,973
[HEARTWARMING MUSIC PLAYING]
567
00:25:03,057 --> 00:25:05,561
JEFF: Where are we going?
To look for sticks?
568
00:25:05,644 --> 00:25:08,148
'Cause if you throw a stick
for me, I'll fetch it for you.
569
00:25:08,900 --> 00:25:10,486
[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
570
00:25:10,570 --> 00:25:11,904
ARCHAEOBOT:
My calculations indicate
571
00:25:11,988 --> 00:25:13,366
that this is not necessary.
572
00:25:13,450 --> 00:25:16,121
You're a talking robot
in the 16th century.
573
00:25:16,204 --> 00:25:18,166
You cannot draw any attention.
574
00:25:19,710 --> 00:25:21,922
The probability of someone
believing I'm a bird
575
00:25:22,006 --> 00:25:27,390
is 0.00000... [DISTORTED]
576
00:25:28,308 --> 00:25:31,314
[SYNTH MUSIC PLAYING]
577
00:25:32,357 --> 00:25:34,276
[DISTORTED] Oh, yeah.
578
00:25:36,364 --> 00:25:39,953
Whoa! Wait... But-- What...
What's happening to me?
579
00:25:40,036 --> 00:25:41,998
I detect
an animal mating ritual.
580
00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:43,919
Sorry, sorry, I...
I can't help it!
581
00:25:44,002 --> 00:25:45,546
Marry me!
Let's have chicks! [EXCLAIMS]
582
00:25:45,630 --> 00:25:46,756
[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
Come on, guys,
583
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:48,719
we'll soon be
in the Lost City of Paititi.
584
00:25:48,802 --> 00:25:50,722
It's got a pyramid
that will blow your mind.
585
00:25:50,806 --> 00:25:52,349
Please, this is crazy.
586
00:25:52,433 --> 00:25:55,146
We have to find the lamp
in this century and go home.
587
00:25:55,229 --> 00:25:57,190
But what for?
So you can get rid of us?
588
00:25:57,275 --> 00:25:59,361
No.
Because this is very dangerous.
589
00:25:59,445 --> 00:26:01,782
If we change the past,
we could change the future.
590
00:26:01,865 --> 00:26:04,620
Relax, I know this jungle
like the back of my bandages.
591
00:26:04,703 --> 00:26:07,292
Stick with me and absolutely
nothing will happen to--
592
00:26:08,210 --> 00:26:09,796
You.
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
593
00:26:09,879 --> 00:26:13,052
Not another step.
[PURRS, SPITS]
594
00:26:14,303 --> 00:26:16,599
[PLAYFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
595
00:26:18,812 --> 00:26:21,691
Now, we're in trouble.
Don't worry.
596
00:26:21,775 --> 00:26:24,195
He's a Paititi soldier.
He's taking us to the city.
597
00:26:24,279 --> 00:26:25,740
We'll explain everything there.
598
00:26:25,823 --> 00:26:28,245
Silence!
Or I will set loose the llama!
599
00:26:28,328 --> 00:26:29,538
[CHEWS]
600
00:26:29,622 --> 00:26:32,585
Oh, but he's adorable!
Who wants me to pet him?
601
00:26:32,669 --> 00:26:33,921
[GROWLS]
[SCREAMS]
602
00:26:34,546 --> 00:26:36,425
Huh?
Come on!
603
00:26:36,508 --> 00:26:37,426
[MOANS]
[MOANS]
604
00:26:38,429 --> 00:26:41,809
So, what's a bird like you
doing in a jungle like this?
605
00:26:41,892 --> 00:26:45,566
[INCA MUSIC PLAYING]
606
00:26:51,034 --> 00:26:52,118
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
607
00:26:53,288 --> 00:26:57,378
Here we are at last!
Paititi!
608
00:26:57,461 --> 00:27:01,051
[EPIC MUSIC PLAYING]
609
00:27:04,264 --> 00:27:06,935
[SIGHS IN RELIEF]
Home sweet home.
610
00:27:07,061 --> 00:27:08,314
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
611
00:27:08,397 --> 00:27:10,651
[CLEARS THROAT]
Excuse me, fellow citizen,
612
00:27:10,734 --> 00:27:13,489
I think there's been
a misunderstand--
I said "silence!"
613
00:27:13,781 --> 00:27:15,158
You look very familiar.
614
00:27:15,242 --> 00:27:17,328
What did you say
your name was? [GRUNTS]
615
00:27:18,748 --> 00:27:21,711
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
That's your famous pyramid?
616
00:27:21,794 --> 00:27:22,713
Meh...
617
00:27:25,008 --> 00:27:26,636
Your Majesties!
[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
618
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,391
I stand here before you
with enemies
619
00:27:29,474 --> 00:27:30,518
whom I captured in--
620
00:27:30,685 --> 00:27:32,897
KING: What's that?
Louder, I can't hear you!
621
00:27:32,981 --> 00:27:35,151
Oh, boy... Come on.
622
00:27:35,234 --> 00:27:37,029
[SCOFFS] There's no way
I'm climbing that, darling.
623
00:27:37,113 --> 00:27:38,615
Someone can take me
on horseback.
624
00:27:38,699 --> 00:27:39,533
[SCREAMS]
[SCREAMS]
625
00:27:39,617 --> 00:27:40,494
[SCREAMS]
626
00:27:41,411 --> 00:27:44,751
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
627
00:27:47,589 --> 00:27:51,012
[TRUMPETS BLOWING OUT OF TUNE]
GUARD: Attention!
628
00:27:52,097 --> 00:27:53,558
Hmm?
Huh?
629
00:27:53,641 --> 00:27:55,854
[PANTS]
[PANTS]
630
00:27:55,937 --> 00:27:57,021
Your Majesties...
Oh, boy.
631
00:27:57,105 --> 00:27:59,610
One moment, please. [SIGHS]
[SIGHS]
632
00:27:59,693 --> 00:28:01,113
KING: Get to the point, soldier!
633
00:28:01,196 --> 00:28:03,491
We're in the middle
of some family time.
634
00:28:03,575 --> 00:28:05,119
Right away, your Majesty. Ah...
635
00:28:05,203 --> 00:28:06,537
[GROANS]
[GROANS]
636
00:28:07,164 --> 00:28:08,458
Please allow me, Your Highness
637
00:28:08,667 --> 00:28:11,213
to present to you these enemies
as a token of my respect--
638
00:28:11,296 --> 00:28:14,510
[TRUMPETS BLOWING OUT OF TUNE]
GUARD: Attention!
The crown prince!
639
00:28:14,593 --> 00:28:17,056
[HUMS]
[SIGHS DISDAINFULLY]
Just what I needed.
640
00:28:17,140 --> 00:28:20,061
Father, mother!
Look what I have learned!
641
00:28:20,145 --> 00:28:23,692
[FLUTE PLAYING OUT OF TUNE]
642
00:28:27,324 --> 00:28:31,456
My son the artist. [LAUGHS]
Such a marvel, such an honor.
643
00:28:31,539 --> 00:28:34,252
Uh... Pardon me,
your Majesties, but I, uh...
644
00:28:34,336 --> 00:28:36,006
[FLUTE PLAYING OUT OF TUNE]
Not now, Tupac.
645
00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:37,216
Can't you see
we're being graced
646
00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:38,260
with divine music?
647
00:28:38,343 --> 00:28:40,346
[INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING]
Tupac?
648
00:28:41,347 --> 00:28:44,896
Of course! Tupac! It's me!
What?
649
00:28:44,979 --> 00:28:48,402
Tupac is him from the past.
It's Mummy 500 years ago.
650
00:28:48,486 --> 00:28:50,656
Bingo. And she's my pet, Hoofy!
651
00:28:50,740 --> 00:28:53,327
The most affectionate
little thing in the world.
652
00:28:53,702 --> 00:28:57,042
Didn't you say you were famous?
Because this guy's Mr. Nobody.
653
00:28:57,125 --> 00:28:59,838
It was like 500 years ago.
How should I remember?
654
00:28:59,922 --> 00:29:02,509
Now that you mention it,
I was very lonely.
655
00:29:02,593 --> 00:29:05,347
Everybody ignored me. [GASPS]
Oh, no! What have I done?
656
00:29:05,432 --> 00:29:08,436
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
And I remember that rugrat too.
657
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:10,440
Another spoiled kid
stealing my thunder.
658
00:29:10,523 --> 00:29:11,525
Like the squatter. Ugh.
659
00:29:11,608 --> 00:29:13,445
Such a little creep!
Huh?
660
00:29:14,112 --> 00:29:15,616
What did you say?
661
00:29:15,699 --> 00:29:17,201
Oops!
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
662
00:29:17,285 --> 00:29:18,453
Me? N-- Nothing.
663
00:29:18,537 --> 00:29:20,666
You called the crown prince
"a little creep."
664
00:29:20,749 --> 00:29:22,543
What? No, I didn't!
665
00:29:22,627 --> 00:29:24,839
Nobody dare insult
the crown prince.
666
00:29:24,923 --> 00:29:26,258
But I, uh... No. No, no, no...
667
00:29:26,342 --> 00:29:29,096
You are expelled from
the Soldier Corps of Paititi!
668
00:29:29,179 --> 00:29:31,392
Oh, no. [GASPS] The shame!
669
00:29:32,436 --> 00:29:34,689
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
670
00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:35,859
[GASPS]
Hmm.
671
00:29:36,985 --> 00:29:38,155
Oh, no.
672
00:29:40,533 --> 00:29:43,496
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[HUMS]
673
00:29:43,579 --> 00:29:46,084
[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
[OLI GASPS]
674
00:29:47,086 --> 00:29:48,005
Huh?
675
00:29:49,381 --> 00:29:52,011
Mumma?
No, not "Mumma."
676
00:29:52,095 --> 00:29:55,058
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
Tad! Daddy! [GASPS] Oli!
677
00:29:55,475 --> 00:29:57,521
The city of Paititi!
678
00:29:58,063 --> 00:30:00,776
I never thought
I'd see it in all its glory.
679
00:30:00,860 --> 00:30:02,738
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
680
00:30:02,821 --> 00:30:04,699
[GIGGLES] Oh.
[BARKS]
681
00:30:04,782 --> 00:30:06,244
[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
682
00:30:06,327 --> 00:30:09,081
TUPAC: "Oh, the crown prince
is so funny.
683
00:30:09,165 --> 00:30:11,753
Oh, he's so perfect,
he's so great at everything!"
684
00:30:11,837 --> 00:30:14,675
I can't stand
that little creep! [SIGHS]
685
00:30:15,051 --> 00:30:16,344
None of this would've happened
686
00:30:16,553 --> 00:30:19,600
if somebody hadn't stuck
their nose in!
[CROWD SCREAMS]
687
00:30:20,142 --> 00:30:21,687
Oh, sorry. Did I scare you?
688
00:30:21,770 --> 00:30:23,523
I was talking
about the crown prince.
689
00:30:23,607 --> 00:30:25,151
You're free to go now.
690
00:30:25,736 --> 00:30:29,367
[SIGHS] What am I gonna do now?
I have nothing. I'm all alone.
691
00:30:29,450 --> 00:30:32,080
But you have a family
who loves you so much, right?
692
00:30:33,124 --> 00:30:34,877
I'm an orphan!
693
00:30:35,795 --> 00:30:37,673
[PLAYFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
694
00:30:38,132 --> 00:30:39,551
[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
[HOOFY PURRS]
695
00:30:39,634 --> 00:30:42,932
Oh, it's true, I forgot.
My life was so sad!
696
00:30:43,599 --> 00:30:46,396
We have to do something.
Tupac has to be a guardian!
697
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:47,314
Why?
698
00:30:47,607 --> 00:30:49,276
Yeah, there are
way more fun jobs out there.
699
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:51,738
If he's not a guardian,
he won't become a mummy.
700
00:30:51,821 --> 00:30:55,954
And if he doesn't become
a mummy, you won't exist.
701
00:30:56,037 --> 00:30:58,583
[PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING]
MUMMY: But I want to exist!
702
00:30:58,667 --> 00:31:02,465
[SCREAM ECHOES]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
703
00:31:03,134 --> 00:31:05,262
[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
[GRUNTS] Mum-- Mummy...
704
00:31:05,345 --> 00:31:09,853
Guardian-- Exist-- You-- I--
What's up with the old guy?
705
00:31:09,937 --> 00:31:12,316
Well, I know it's hard
to believe, but...
706
00:31:12,399 --> 00:31:13,526
we're from the future.
707
00:31:13,609 --> 00:31:15,863
[MOCKS]
Someone's been licking toads.
708
00:31:15,946 --> 00:31:18,034
Out of my house.
It's the truth.
709
00:31:18,117 --> 00:31:20,538
This person in front of you
is called Mummy
710
00:31:20,621 --> 00:31:23,376
and he's you in 500 years' time.
[GROANS]
711
00:31:24,587 --> 00:31:26,130
Hoofy... attack.
712
00:31:26,214 --> 00:31:28,426
[HOOFY PURRS]
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
713
00:31:28,969 --> 00:31:30,389
[GASPS, SCREAMS]
714
00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:34,479
Hoofy, no! [SCREAMS]
[HOOFY BAWLS]
715
00:31:34,980 --> 00:31:37,484
[GASPS, SNIFFS]
716
00:31:38,610 --> 00:31:41,490
[PURRS]
Oh! Hoofy!
717
00:31:41,574 --> 00:31:43,119
My old friend!
718
00:31:43,203 --> 00:31:45,831
Oh, I missed you!
You have to believe us.
719
00:31:45,915 --> 00:31:49,129
Look at this piece of junk.
It's not a bird. It's a robot.
720
00:31:49,212 --> 00:31:51,132
ARCHAEOBOT: Technically,
I am an artificial intelligence
721
00:31:51,215 --> 00:31:53,595
mounted on a mechanized system
that can--
[GRUNTS]
722
00:31:53,678 --> 00:31:55,349
[SYNTH MUSIC PLAYING]
ARCHAEOBOT: Patience exhausted.
723
00:31:55,473 --> 00:31:57,977
Cancelling disguise.
I still love you.
724
00:31:58,061 --> 00:31:59,188
Let's focus.
[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
725
00:31:59,271 --> 00:32:01,733
Mummy, tell Tupac a secret
that only you know.
726
00:32:01,817 --> 00:32:03,779
Hmm... Okay, I admit it.
727
00:32:03,862 --> 00:32:05,991
I haven't cleaned my teeth
in two years.
728
00:32:06,074 --> 00:32:07,619
[GROANS]
Yuck!
729
00:32:07,703 --> 00:32:09,956
Something only Tupac
would know, darling.
730
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:11,542
Oh. I've got it!
731
00:32:11,626 --> 00:32:13,545
You have a birthmark
on your heel
732
00:32:13,629 --> 00:32:15,132
in the shape of a butt.
733
00:32:15,216 --> 00:32:17,344
Whoa, wait.
How did you know that?
734
00:32:18,262 --> 00:32:20,140
[INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING]
735
00:32:21,016 --> 00:32:21,976
[GASPS]
736
00:32:28,655 --> 00:32:31,743
So, it's true...
But how is that possible?
737
00:32:31,827 --> 00:32:33,998
There's a magic lamp
that grants wishes.
738
00:32:34,081 --> 00:32:36,168
We can use it
to go back to the future
739
00:32:36,251 --> 00:32:38,212
and you'll be a guardian again.
740
00:32:39,006 --> 00:32:40,884
[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
741
00:32:41,468 --> 00:32:44,015
Let's see if we can get in
without attracting attention.
742
00:32:44,098 --> 00:32:46,978
[FLUTE PLAYING OUT OF TUNE]
743
00:32:47,062 --> 00:32:49,733
Mm. What's it called again?
"Churros."
744
00:32:49,816 --> 00:32:51,569
Perfect for dipping
in hot chocolate.
745
00:32:51,652 --> 00:32:54,199
Churros? [PANTS EXCITEDLY]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
746
00:32:55,242 --> 00:32:57,079
Churros!
Jeff, Jeff, no!
747
00:32:57,162 --> 00:33:01,419
Churros! Churros! Churros!
[PANTS] Nom, nom!
748
00:33:02,505 --> 00:33:03,924
Chocolate!
749
00:33:04,968 --> 00:33:08,181
[GASPS] A demon dog! [SCREAMS]
750
00:33:08,264 --> 00:33:11,311
[GASPS, GRUNTS]
[SCREAMS]
751
00:33:11,395 --> 00:33:13,899
Geronimo!
Big mess! Out of here!
752
00:33:13,982 --> 00:33:15,486
Jeff! [PANTS]
753
00:33:15,569 --> 00:33:18,032
Oh, no! I'm going to die!
[CROWD CLAMORING]
754
00:33:18,991 --> 00:33:21,370
Jeff, jump!
I'm a cat!
755
00:33:21,454 --> 00:33:23,123
[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTS]
756
00:33:25,587 --> 00:33:27,757
[SIGHS]
Good churro! [CHOMPS]
757
00:33:28,716 --> 00:33:32,307
[GRUNTS] He tried to murder me!
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
758
00:33:33,975 --> 00:33:35,521
ARCHAEOBOT: According
to my calculations,
759
00:33:35,603 --> 00:33:36,605
and taking into account
760
00:33:36,688 --> 00:33:38,274
the century
that we are currently in,
761
00:33:38,357 --> 00:33:40,404
the lamp is hidden in Greece.
[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
762
00:33:40,487 --> 00:33:42,782
It's amazing
that this thing can talk.
763
00:33:42,867 --> 00:33:45,161
Cool, huh?
Uh... "Cool?"
764
00:33:45,245 --> 00:33:47,123
Yeah, it's dope,
wicked, awesome.
765
00:33:47,207 --> 00:33:51,338
You know, you just say "cool."
Cool.
766
00:33:51,421 --> 00:33:53,593
Sorry to interrupt,
but I can talk too.
767
00:33:53,676 --> 00:33:55,720
[SCOFFS] You're a parrot.
That's normal.
768
00:33:55,804 --> 00:33:57,350
Excuse me, I'm a macaw.
769
00:33:57,433 --> 00:33:59,311
And what's not normal here
is your face.
770
00:33:59,394 --> 00:34:01,815
Guys, enough.
We have to find the lamp
771
00:34:01,898 --> 00:34:03,610
and reinstate Tupac
as a guardian.
772
00:34:03,693 --> 00:34:05,737
We have to find a way
of getting to Greece.
773
00:34:05,821 --> 00:34:07,074
What's "Greece?"
774
00:34:07,157 --> 00:34:09,077
A country on the other side
of the ocean.
775
00:34:09,161 --> 00:34:11,289
What? There's nothing
on the other side of the ocean.
776
00:34:11,373 --> 00:34:12,626
It ends and then you fall off.
777
00:34:12,709 --> 00:34:15,672
Ugh. And a flat-earther to boot.
The earth is round.
778
00:34:15,755 --> 00:34:17,509
It is an ellipsoid,
to be precise.
779
00:34:17,593 --> 00:34:18,927
Cool!
780
00:34:19,011 --> 00:34:21,933
Got it! We're in the year 1502.
Christopher Columbus--
781
00:34:22,016 --> 00:34:23,894
1502 is when
Christopher Columbus made
782
00:34:23,977 --> 00:34:25,563
his journey
through Central America.
783
00:34:25,647 --> 00:34:27,443
We could get to Greece
on his ship.
784
00:34:27,526 --> 00:34:29,362
Hey! That's what
I was going to say.
785
00:34:29,446 --> 00:34:33,703
It was my idea. My... idea.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
786
00:34:33,786 --> 00:34:36,541
[CROWD GASPS]
I'm sorry,
but that lamp has to be for me.
787
00:34:37,460 --> 00:34:39,756
[GASPS, GROANS]
[SCREAMS]
788
00:34:41,174 --> 00:34:43,845
[GROWLS]
Hoofy, after him!
789
00:34:45,973 --> 00:34:47,853
[GRUNTS, SCREAMS]
790
00:34:47,936 --> 00:34:49,606
Ugh.
The human has turned hostile.
791
00:34:49,689 --> 00:34:51,358
Activating "escape mode."
792
00:34:51,734 --> 00:34:53,319
[GRUNTS]
793
00:34:54,614 --> 00:34:57,536
Activating "shout of pain mode."
Ow...
794
00:35:01,292 --> 00:35:03,629
Hold on there, my friend.
I'm just a parrot. [CHUCKLES]
795
00:35:03,713 --> 00:35:06,175
Polly want a cracker?
[GRUNTS] Shame on you!
796
00:35:06,593 --> 00:35:08,178
Done. Let's go, Hoofy.
797
00:35:08,262 --> 00:35:10,516
With that lamp,
I'll be King of Paititi.
798
00:35:10,599 --> 00:35:14,189
And that little crown creep
will know who's boss.
799
00:35:15,192 --> 00:35:16,986
[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
800
00:35:17,820 --> 00:35:19,866
Help! Help!
[CROWD GASPS]
801
00:35:19,949 --> 00:35:22,579
Past-me has gone crazy!
802
00:35:22,662 --> 00:35:24,582
[PANTS, SCREAMS]
[CROWD CLAMORING]
803
00:35:24,666 --> 00:35:28,589
Oops, so sorry!
[SCREAMS, GROANS]
804
00:35:31,678 --> 00:35:34,224
[GRUNTS] Oh, God. Let me go!
805
00:35:34,308 --> 00:35:37,730
I have the right to an attorney!
[GRUNTS] Oh... What the...?
806
00:35:37,813 --> 00:35:42,279
[PANTS] I do-- I do not like
the look of those sardines!
807
00:35:42,363 --> 00:35:43,615
Hey! Come back!
808
00:35:44,742 --> 00:35:45,910
TAD: [SOFTLY] Mummy?
[GASPS]
809
00:35:47,162 --> 00:35:49,667
Tad, buddy!
Mumma!
810
00:35:50,126 --> 00:35:52,631
Oh, and Oli came too.
That's great.
811
00:35:52,714 --> 00:35:54,759
TAD: What happened?
Where are Sara and Ramona?
812
00:35:54,842 --> 00:35:56,261
MUMMY: They got kidnapped.
813
00:35:56,345 --> 00:36:00,435
What? By whom?
By me. I mean, past-me, Tupac.
814
00:36:00,518 --> 00:36:01,688
We told him about the lamp
815
00:36:01,771 --> 00:36:03,774
and now he doesn't want
to be a guardian anymore.
816
00:36:03,858 --> 00:36:05,444
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
You can fill me in later.
817
00:36:05,527 --> 00:36:07,322
Right now,
we have to get out of here.
818
00:36:09,201 --> 00:36:11,037
[GRUNTS] Jeff, see that rope?
819
00:36:11,788 --> 00:36:13,917
Finger!
No, no, no, the rope.
820
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,711
Oh... finger!
821
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,591
No, that rope!
You have to bite it so it...
822
00:36:18,675 --> 00:36:20,970
What's that? Sausages?
Jeff, no! [GRUNTS]
823
00:36:21,054 --> 00:36:23,098
[GRUNTS] Sausages! Sausages!
TAD: Hang still.
824
00:36:23,183 --> 00:36:25,061
I'll pull you up.
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
825
00:36:25,145 --> 00:36:26,647
JEFF: Sausages.
[BABBLES] Izard!
826
00:36:26,731 --> 00:36:28,567
[SCREAMS] Oli!
No sausages?
827
00:36:28,650 --> 00:36:31,655
Oli! Stop!
[BABBLES]
828
00:36:32,282 --> 00:36:35,996
[CLUCKS] Running away, huh?
Classic Oli...
829
00:36:36,790 --> 00:36:40,420
That's it. Oli, the rope!
You have to untie that rope!
830
00:36:41,381 --> 00:36:42,341
Ope?
831
00:36:42,799 --> 00:36:45,095
No, no, no, not that one,
sweetie. Next to it! The rope!
832
00:36:45,179 --> 00:36:46,890
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
Wope?
833
00:36:46,974 --> 00:36:48,517
That's it! Now, pull it!
834
00:36:50,604 --> 00:36:51,731
[SCREAMS]
835
00:36:52,651 --> 00:36:55,989
[BABBLES]
Oh. Oh. Oh, no, no, no!
Oli! Stop!
836
00:36:56,073 --> 00:36:58,284
Would you hold still, snotface!
[GIGGLES]
837
00:36:58,367 --> 00:37:01,582
[CROWD SCREAMING]
838
00:37:02,792 --> 00:37:05,088
Oli![CHEERS]
839
00:37:05,172 --> 00:37:07,133
[GRUNTS]
[LAUGHS]
840
00:37:07,217 --> 00:37:08,552
[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
[SIGHS IN RELIEF]
841
00:37:09,888 --> 00:37:11,349
TAD: That was close, sweetie.
842
00:37:11,432 --> 00:37:12,934
[BABBLES]
Here.
843
00:37:13,017 --> 00:37:15,856
Yeah, thanks a lot, kid,
but I was going to save myself.
844
00:37:16,524 --> 00:37:17,568
Okay. It says here
845
00:37:17,651 --> 00:37:18,903
that Sinbad escaped
from the pirates
846
00:37:18,987 --> 00:37:20,656
and hid the lamp in... Greece!
847
00:37:20,740 --> 00:37:22,535
[WHIMPERS]
How are we gonna get to Greece?
848
00:37:22,618 --> 00:37:26,291
Sara said something about
a Miss Columbia or Columbo...
849
00:37:26,374 --> 00:37:28,753
Columbo...?
[BABBLES]
850
00:37:28,837 --> 00:37:31,676
Oh, of course!
Christopher Columbus!
851
00:37:31,759 --> 00:37:34,263
He's got ships! We could...
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
852
00:37:34,847 --> 00:37:36,893
Mummy...
You said that your past-you
853
00:37:36,976 --> 00:37:39,439
doesn't want to be a guardian?
Can you believe it?
854
00:37:39,523 --> 00:37:40,607
And the worst thing is
855
00:37:40,690 --> 00:37:42,611
that if he doesn't become
a guardian...
856
00:37:43,863 --> 00:37:45,866
TAD: You won't exist.
857
00:37:46,993 --> 00:37:49,373
[BIRDS SCREECHING]
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
858
00:37:49,456 --> 00:37:50,958
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
859
00:37:51,042 --> 00:37:53,170
So, there I was,
like, holy tamole,
860
00:37:53,253 --> 00:37:55,299
face to face
with the Catholic Monarchs.
861
00:37:55,382 --> 00:37:56,510
So, like,
these skinflints tell me
862
00:37:56,719 --> 00:37:59,473
they're not paying for the trip.
And you know what I do?
863
00:38:00,308 --> 00:38:01,769
I take out an egg!
864
00:38:02,312 --> 00:38:03,730
[GASPS]
[GASPS]
865
00:38:03,813 --> 00:38:05,733
So, I said to the king,
"If I can stand this egg up,
866
00:38:05,817 --> 00:38:07,653
you give me the cash
and three ships."
867
00:38:07,736 --> 00:38:11,493
And he's like, "Deal."
And I'm like, "Yeah?" Bam!
868
00:38:11,577 --> 00:38:12,454
[GASPS][GASPS]
869
00:38:13,873 --> 00:38:17,296
The egg was cooked!
And so was he, you get me?
870
00:38:17,379 --> 00:38:20,843
[ALL LAUGH]
871
00:38:23,199 --> 00:38:26,144
[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
Tupac, this is crazy.
872
00:38:26,228 --> 00:38:29,065
I guarantee that in the future
you'll have a happy life.
873
00:38:29,149 --> 00:38:31,736
If you stop being a guardian,
you'll lose it all.
874
00:38:31,821 --> 00:38:33,698
[SCOFFS] I'm going
to be king of Paititi.
875
00:38:33,782 --> 00:38:37,205
My life's going to be wonderful!
[SCOFFS] "Wonderful," he says.
876
00:38:37,288 --> 00:38:39,668
Darling, you've no idea
what it takes to be king.
877
00:38:39,751 --> 00:38:42,755
Of course I do.
Reign, order, have subjects...
878
00:38:42,839 --> 00:38:45,051
Be jealous, envious,
have enemies...
879
00:38:45,134 --> 00:38:47,305
Believe me, I know
what I'm talking about.
880
00:38:47,389 --> 00:38:48,724
Ramona was a pharaoh,
881
00:38:48,808 --> 00:38:51,228
but after three days...
[CLICKS TONGUE]
[GASPS]
882
00:38:51,312 --> 00:38:53,900
She was an adviser to Nefertiti.
Aunt of Tutankhamun.
883
00:38:53,984 --> 00:38:55,110
Don't start.
884
00:38:55,194 --> 00:38:57,614
Her name is Ra-Amon-Ah.
With pauses in it.
885
00:38:57,698 --> 00:39:01,831
Listen to her. Ramona's right.
Fine, you can be my adviser.
886
00:39:01,914 --> 00:39:03,583
[LAUGHS] In your dreams,
darling.
887
00:39:03,667 --> 00:39:05,377
Not for all the gold
in the world.
888
00:39:05,461 --> 00:39:07,798
I can make you my queen.
[PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING]
889
00:39:07,882 --> 00:39:09,260
I accept.
What?
890
00:39:09,344 --> 00:39:11,681
[HOOFY PURRS]
Have you gone crazy?
891
00:39:11,972 --> 00:39:13,350
You can't be serious.
892
00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:14,811
[GROWLS]
[SCREAMS]
893
00:39:14,895 --> 00:39:16,355
Hmm. Between reigning
with this guy
894
00:39:16,438 --> 00:39:17,899
or you and Tad
giving me the boot,
895
00:39:17,983 --> 00:39:20,278
I'll take the palace and jewels.
Call me crazy.
896
00:39:20,361 --> 00:39:21,781
You've lost your mind!
897
00:39:21,865 --> 00:39:24,452
Don't worry, darling,
I won't leave you in the lurch.
898
00:39:24,536 --> 00:39:26,038
I'm not like you.
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
899
00:39:26,121 --> 00:39:27,291
I'll help you reign,
900
00:39:27,374 --> 00:39:29,044
but you promise me
you'll use one wish
901
00:39:29,127 --> 00:39:31,590
to send them home.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
902
00:39:33,259 --> 00:39:34,220
Done.
903
00:39:35,554 --> 00:39:38,393
Pachamama, your skin is so soft!
904
00:39:38,477 --> 00:39:40,939
Thank you. [CHUCKLES]
I use rat's milk.
905
00:39:41,357 --> 00:39:43,234
You can let go of me,
by the way.
906
00:39:43,318 --> 00:39:45,029
No, you let go.
907
00:39:45,113 --> 00:39:47,491
[GIGGLES] No, you first.
No, you.
908
00:39:47,574 --> 00:39:49,287
Ugh, I'm going to throw up...
[TUPAC AND RAMONA LAUGH]
909
00:39:49,370 --> 00:39:53,753
Both at the same time.
One, two, three! [GASPS]
910
00:39:53,836 --> 00:39:55,673
You didn't let go. [LAUGHS]
Neither did you. [LAUGHS]
911
00:39:55,756 --> 00:39:58,970
Ugh.
[RETCHES, PUKES]
912
00:40:00,013 --> 00:40:03,520
All right then, queeny.
Let's go get ourselves a ship.
913
00:40:05,356 --> 00:40:07,151
[OWL HOOTING]
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
914
00:40:09,905 --> 00:40:12,743
[SNORING]
[WHISPERS] Wait. What was that?
915
00:40:12,827 --> 00:40:15,289
My belly. I'm starving.
[BELLY GROWLING]
916
00:40:15,373 --> 00:40:17,877
No, no, no, listen.
It's coming from over there...
917
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:20,089
[GASPS]
[SNORING]
918
00:40:20,673 --> 00:40:22,260
TAD: What happened here?
919
00:40:22,343 --> 00:40:25,056
MUMMY: This is the work
of past-me. I'm a genius!
920
00:40:25,682 --> 00:40:27,435
[GASPS] Sara!
[PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING]
921
00:40:27,519 --> 00:40:29,523
Hurry, we have to get
one of those ships.
922
00:40:29,606 --> 00:40:32,277
[SCOFFS] No problem!
Wait. Me first this time.
923
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:34,490
And I don't even want
to hear you blink.
924
00:40:34,573 --> 00:40:37,953
Hmph.
[SAILORS SNORE]
925
00:40:40,416 --> 00:40:44,047
[WHISPERS] We have to be...
really careful...
926
00:40:44,131 --> 00:40:46,134
[MUMMY GASPS]
[SCREAMS]
927
00:40:46,218 --> 00:40:47,469
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
Sorry,
928
00:40:47,553 --> 00:40:50,058
I thought I saw a scorpion
and I'm in sandals.
929
00:40:50,141 --> 00:40:51,644
Gives me the heebie-jeebies!
[GROANS]
930
00:40:51,727 --> 00:40:54,566
Boing, boing, boing!
[PHONE RINGING]
931
00:40:54,649 --> 00:40:55,733
Yello?
932
00:40:55,818 --> 00:40:57,738
No. I don't want
to switch providers!
933
00:40:57,821 --> 00:40:59,490
How did they manage to call me
in the past?
934
00:40:59,574 --> 00:41:00,575
What are you doing?
935
00:41:01,118 --> 00:41:02,412
Let me be loudly clear
about this, buddy!
[TAD SHUSHES]
936
00:41:02,453 --> 00:41:03,915
Do not call me again!
Do you hear me?
937
00:41:03,999 --> 00:41:06,419
Do not call me again!
[MOANS]
938
00:41:06,503 --> 00:41:09,341
[SCREAMS] Run!
I clicked unsubscribe!
939
00:41:09,425 --> 00:41:10,969
[INDISTINCT CHITTERING
OVER PHONE]
[SAILOR MOANS]
940
00:41:11,093 --> 00:41:14,225
Oops! Sorry, sorry, sorry!
An egg! [CHOMPS]
941
00:41:14,308 --> 00:41:16,770
[ADVENTUROUS MUSIC PLAYING]
[PANTS, GRUNTS]
942
00:41:16,853 --> 00:41:18,064
[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTS]
943
00:41:18,356 --> 00:41:19,692
[GRUNTS]
944
00:41:19,817 --> 00:41:23,114
Yeah! We did it! We did it!
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING]
945
00:41:24,450 --> 00:41:26,119
[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
How exciting!
946
00:41:26,203 --> 00:41:28,916
I haven't been on a ship
in centuries! Literally.
947
00:41:28,999 --> 00:41:30,168
[JEFF PANTS]
948
00:41:30,502 --> 00:41:33,215
Come on. [GRUNTS] We have to get
out of here as soon as we...
949
00:41:33,298 --> 00:41:35,427
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
Hello! What's that?
950
00:41:35,511 --> 00:41:38,599
Can I have some?
What did you put in this?
951
00:41:38,683 --> 00:41:41,479
[BELL RINGING]
Intruders! Intruders!
952
00:41:41,563 --> 00:41:42,772
[SAILORS GROAN]
[SCREAMS]
953
00:41:42,857 --> 00:41:44,485
[SCREAMS]
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
954
00:41:44,568 --> 00:41:46,905
[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTS, GASPS]
955
00:41:46,989 --> 00:41:49,910
[SCREAMS]
956
00:41:50,452 --> 00:41:54,293
[GRUNTS, SCREAMS]
[SAILORS SCREAM]
957
00:41:54,377 --> 00:41:56,881
[SCREAMS]
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
958
00:41:56,965 --> 00:41:59,469
[WHINES]
[SAILORS GRUMBLE MALICIOUSLY]
959
00:41:59,552 --> 00:42:01,598
I'm sure we can talk
about this, right?
960
00:42:01,681 --> 00:42:03,726
[GASPS] Mumma! [GRUNTS]
[SCREAMS]
961
00:42:03,809 --> 00:42:05,729
[GRUNTS, GROANS]
[GRUNTS]
962
00:42:05,812 --> 00:42:09,068
Oli! [GASPS]
[GROANS]
963
00:42:09,152 --> 00:42:10,571
[WHINES]
964
00:42:11,155 --> 00:42:13,284
[PANTS]
[OLI GRUNTS, BITES]
965
00:42:13,618 --> 00:42:15,245
[SCREAMS]
[GROWLS]
966
00:42:15,328 --> 00:42:18,000
[GRUNTS]
[SCREAMS]
967
00:42:19,794 --> 00:42:21,298
[JEFF CRIES]
968
00:42:21,381 --> 00:42:22,967
[SCREAMS]
[SCREAMS]
969
00:42:25,513 --> 00:42:26,724
[BABBLES]
[SCREAMS]
970
00:42:26,808 --> 00:42:28,351
[MOANS]
971
00:42:29,603 --> 00:42:30,981
[LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY]
972
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:33,234
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
[LAUGHS MOCKINGLY]
973
00:42:33,318 --> 00:42:34,653
[GRUNTS]
[ADVENTURE MUSIC PLAYING]
974
00:42:34,737 --> 00:42:37,367
[PANTS]
[LAUGHS, GRUNTS]
975
00:42:37,826 --> 00:42:39,620
[GRUNTS]
976
00:42:39,704 --> 00:42:42,960
[LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY]
[GRUNTS]
977
00:42:43,878 --> 00:42:47,217
[SCREAMS]
[SCREAMS]
978
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:49,971
[LAUGHS] Take that!
[TAD GRUNTS]
979
00:42:50,055 --> 00:42:52,643
[SUSPENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
[GRUNTS]
980
00:42:54,271 --> 00:42:55,147
[SCREAMS]
981
00:42:56,107 --> 00:42:58,904
[GRUNTS]
Butt-heel attack!
982
00:42:58,987 --> 00:43:00,991
[SCREAMS]
983
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:02,953
Oli and Mummy to the rescue!
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING]
984
00:43:03,036 --> 00:43:06,877
[LAUGHS] Weigh anchor! Let's go.
[SAILORS WHINE]
985
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:09,672
Pinzón brothers,
get those bozos!
986
00:43:09,756 --> 00:43:15,390
Uh... Sorry, Mr. Columbus!
No! No! [CRIES] My baby!
987
00:43:16,894 --> 00:43:18,939
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
[SCREAMS]
988
00:43:23,404 --> 00:43:26,451
[EPIC MUSIC PLAYING]
[SEAGULLS SCREECHING]
989
00:43:28,287 --> 00:43:31,126
Boom! That was amazing!
[GIGGLES]
990
00:43:31,210 --> 00:43:33,505
Come on, gimme five, buddy!
[GIGGLES]
991
00:43:33,589 --> 00:43:36,844
I mean... You didn't do
too badly for a squatter.
992
00:43:37,512 --> 00:43:40,266
[EXCLAIMS AFFECTIONATELY]
[HEARTWARMING MUSIC PLAYING]
993
00:43:40,350 --> 00:43:42,645
What is this feeling
of happiness
994
00:43:42,729 --> 00:43:44,065
running through my body?
995
00:43:44,149 --> 00:43:46,527
Why do I feel like crying
for joy?
996
00:43:46,611 --> 00:43:49,157
[BABBLES]
[GASPS] It's love!
997
00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:50,868
I love you, Oli!
998
00:43:50,952 --> 00:43:52,996
From this day forth,
we'll be the best of friends!
999
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:55,125
You've stolen my heart!
[BABBLES]
1000
00:43:55,209 --> 00:43:58,130
Guys, focus.
We have to catch Sara and Tupac.
1001
00:43:58,214 --> 00:43:59,799
I can't even see their ship now.
1002
00:44:00,843 --> 00:44:02,054
We know they're heading
for Greece,
1003
00:44:02,137 --> 00:44:04,142
but we have no idea where.
1004
00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:07,814
"Beneath the holy rock
in the City of the Living."
1005
00:44:07,898 --> 00:44:09,192
What does it mean?
1006
00:44:09,275 --> 00:44:11,863
And this picture,
is it a barcode?
1007
00:44:11,945 --> 00:44:13,198
In the 12th century?
1008
00:44:13,282 --> 00:44:15,702
Maybe Tupac doesn't know
where to go either.
1009
00:44:15,786 --> 00:44:17,872
Sara or the archaeobot
will've worked it out.
1010
00:44:17,956 --> 00:44:19,417
Think, Tad, think...
1011
00:44:20,919 --> 00:44:22,505
[SCREAMS] Oli, no!
1012
00:44:22,589 --> 00:44:23,883
It's a...
It's a very old document.
1013
00:44:23,966 --> 00:44:26,388
It's... It's not for drawing.
Ouse.
1014
00:44:26,847 --> 00:44:28,850
[PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING]
"Ouse"?
1015
00:44:29,517 --> 00:44:31,772
[GASPS] It's not a house!
1016
00:44:32,439 --> 00:44:35,654
It's the Parthenon!
Oli, you're a genius!
1017
00:44:35,737 --> 00:44:37,824
The Parthenon is on top
of a hill, the holy rock.
1018
00:44:37,907 --> 00:44:40,286
And the City of the Living
is the Acropolis,
1019
00:44:40,369 --> 00:44:41,622
that's its name in Greek.
1020
00:44:41,706 --> 00:44:43,876
That's where Sinbad hid
the lamp!
1021
00:44:43,959 --> 00:44:46,715
You heard him. Crew,
set course for the Parthenon!
1022
00:44:46,798 --> 00:44:49,135
Tad will be captain,
Oli and Jeff lookouts,
1023
00:44:49,219 --> 00:44:51,264
and I'll be an old pirate
with a wooden leg
1024
00:44:51,348 --> 00:44:52,515
called Black Gums.
1025
00:44:52,599 --> 00:44:53,935
[GROWLS]
[GROWLS]
1026
00:44:54,061 --> 00:44:55,479
Guys, calm down.
[HEARTWARMING MUSIC PLAYING]
1027
00:44:55,562 --> 00:44:56,689
Getting there
won't be that easy.
1028
00:44:56,815 --> 00:44:59,527
We're leagues away
and the ocean is very dangerous.
1029
00:44:59,611 --> 00:45:01,239
We have to ration
our food and water.
1030
00:45:01,322 --> 00:45:02,240
There might be storms...
1031
00:45:02,324 --> 00:45:04,161
Buddy, don't be
such a party-pooper.
1032
00:45:04,245 --> 00:45:06,206
Look at the sun,
look at the blue sky,
1033
00:45:06,289 --> 00:45:07,750
look at this awesome boat.
1034
00:45:07,834 --> 00:45:09,962
Relax and enjoy it.
[UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING]
1035
00:45:11,089 --> 00:45:13,051
[SCREAMS]
[SHRIEKS]
1036
00:45:13,134 --> 00:45:14,637
Everybody stay calm!
[THUNDER RUMBLING LOUDLY]
1037
00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:16,807
[WHIMPERS]
I'm sure it'll blow over soon!
1038
00:45:17,099 --> 00:45:18,937
[ELEVATOR MUSIC PLAYING]
1039
00:45:19,437 --> 00:45:21,733
MUMMY: Everybody stay calm!
[GRUNTS]
1040
00:45:21,816 --> 00:45:25,113
I'm sure it will blow over soon!
[GIGGLES]
1041
00:45:25,197 --> 00:45:26,574
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
1042
00:45:27,868 --> 00:45:30,998
[TAD SCREAMS]
MUMMY: Everybody stay calm!
1043
00:45:31,082 --> 00:45:34,463
TAD: Stop talking now!
[OLI CHEERS]
1044
00:45:37,467 --> 00:45:38,762
[INTRICATE MUSIC PLAYING]
1045
00:45:39,346 --> 00:45:40,890
[COOKIE SCREECHES]
1046
00:45:40,974 --> 00:45:42,977
[SHIP CREAKING]
1047
00:45:46,150 --> 00:45:47,944
SARA: The sun is
at its highest point.
1048
00:45:48,027 --> 00:45:49,071
It's midday.
1049
00:45:49,155 --> 00:45:51,284
We've been traveling
for three months.
1050
00:45:51,367 --> 00:45:56,584
If my calculations are correct,
we're two days away from Greece.
1051
00:45:56,668 --> 00:45:59,630
Negative. We're two hours away
from Greece.
1052
00:45:59,714 --> 00:46:01,176
Would you be quiet?
1053
00:46:01,259 --> 00:46:03,847
Could you maybe leave
something for me to do?
1054
00:46:04,097 --> 00:46:05,474
I just want to help.
1055
00:46:05,557 --> 00:46:07,477
You just want to steal my job!
1056
00:46:07,561 --> 00:46:10,692
Ring, ring. Hello?
Oh, yeah, one second.
1057
00:46:10,984 --> 00:46:13,488
It's for you.
It's Envy and Jealousy.
1058
00:46:13,572 --> 00:46:14,782
[GROWLS ANGRILY]
1059
00:46:15,575 --> 00:46:17,077
[SHIP RUMBLING]
[WAVES CRASHING]
1060
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:18,580
[WOOD CREAKING]
1061
00:46:20,793 --> 00:46:21,793
SARA: Ramona?
1062
00:46:22,754 --> 00:46:23,756
Tupac?
1063
00:46:24,757 --> 00:46:26,260
[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1064
00:46:27,386 --> 00:46:28,723
Do you trust me?
1065
00:46:28,806 --> 00:46:31,436
No,
but you're wonderfully handsome.
1066
00:46:31,519 --> 00:46:32,562
Yeah, that'll do.
1067
00:46:34,566 --> 00:46:35,652
[EXCLAIMS]
1068
00:46:35,860 --> 00:46:39,240
Open your eyes.
Look at this beautiful sunset.
1069
00:46:39,323 --> 00:46:40,326
[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1070
00:46:40,409 --> 00:46:43,289
[SCREAMS]
What is it? [SCREAMS]
1071
00:46:44,666 --> 00:46:46,295
[BREATHES SHAKILY]
1072
00:46:47,296 --> 00:46:48,298
[WHIMPERS]
1073
00:46:48,382 --> 00:46:49,925
That is not good.
1074
00:46:50,009 --> 00:46:51,387
[MUSIC INTENSIFIES]
1075
00:46:54,224 --> 00:46:57,438
[SCREAMS, GASPS]
Protect your queen!
[EXCLAIMS]
1076
00:46:57,689 --> 00:46:59,191
[CORSAIRS EXCLAIM]
1077
00:46:59,275 --> 00:47:00,819
Oh, hey, fellas!
[GASPS]
1078
00:47:05,619 --> 00:47:06,871
[ALL GASP, WHIMPER]
1079
00:47:06,955 --> 00:47:08,291
[INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING]
1080
00:47:11,587 --> 00:47:12,798
[SCREECHES]
1081
00:47:14,676 --> 00:47:17,055
It's Suleiman the Magnificent!
1082
00:47:18,182 --> 00:47:19,142
[BLEATS]
1083
00:47:23,024 --> 00:47:26,322
Charmed.
Ra-Amon-Ah the Extraordinary.
1084
00:47:32,498 --> 00:47:33,876
[BIRDS SQUAWKING]
1085
00:47:37,674 --> 00:47:39,468
[GRUNTS]
1086
00:47:39,552 --> 00:47:41,139
[ROPE CREAKS]
1087
00:47:41,222 --> 00:47:43,935
Look. This is what will happen
if we don't find the lamp.
1088
00:47:44,519 --> 00:47:46,814
I'll disappear forever,
and you'll never see me again.
1089
00:47:46,898 --> 00:47:47,858
Poof!
1090
00:47:48,401 --> 00:47:51,156
[GASPS, SOBS SOFTLY]
[GASPS] Hey, don't worry.
1091
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:52,742
Everything will be okay.
1092
00:47:53,410 --> 00:47:54,370
I promise.
1093
00:47:55,956 --> 00:47:57,458
[TENDER MUSIC PLAYING]
1094
00:47:59,378 --> 00:48:00,213
[HUFFS]
1095
00:48:00,297 --> 00:48:02,383
It's official. I'm jealous.
1096
00:48:02,634 --> 00:48:04,011
He's jealous! He's jealous!
1097
00:48:04,094 --> 00:48:06,015
I don't know what that means,
but he is!
1098
00:48:06,098 --> 00:48:07,183
A park! A park!
1099
00:48:07,391 --> 00:48:11,274
[GASPS] I can't believe it.
At last! We're here!
1100
00:48:11,358 --> 00:48:13,402
[DYNAMIC MUSIC PLAYING]
[SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]
1101
00:48:13,486 --> 00:48:14,571
JEFF: So many trees!
1102
00:48:14,654 --> 00:48:16,657
I'm gonna pee
on every single one of them!
1103
00:48:20,707 --> 00:48:22,041
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
1104
00:48:33,854 --> 00:48:36,401
So, you're looking
for the lamp too?
1105
00:48:36,483 --> 00:48:38,445
I mean my lamp.
1106
00:48:38,696 --> 00:48:40,574
Actually,
we already know its location.
1107
00:48:40,657 --> 00:48:41,742
[GROANS]
[METAL CLANGS]
1108
00:48:41,826 --> 00:48:43,454
Your elbow accidentally hit me.
1109
00:48:43,747 --> 00:48:45,541
Shouldn't this kid be at school?
1110
00:48:45,624 --> 00:48:47,377
Silence! I'm not a kid.
1111
00:48:47,460 --> 00:48:48,963
He's clearly a kid.
1112
00:48:49,046 --> 00:48:51,467
Oh, am I? Would a kid do this?
1113
00:48:51,884 --> 00:48:53,555
Throw yourself overboard!
1114
00:48:54,222 --> 00:48:57,186
[CORSAIR SIGHS, GROANS]
1115
00:48:57,269 --> 00:48:59,356
[BREATHES DEEPLY, GRUNTS]
[WATER SPLASHING]
1116
00:48:59,690 --> 00:49:02,361
I'm a man!
A ten-year-old man!
1117
00:49:02,444 --> 00:49:03,614
And when I find the lamp,
1118
00:49:03,697 --> 00:49:05,367
I'll become the sultan
of the empire
1119
00:49:05,450 --> 00:49:06,660
and I'll conquer
the whole world.
1120
00:49:06,827 --> 00:49:09,999
And I'll have the biggest turban
the world has ever seen!
1121
00:49:12,629 --> 00:49:16,426
And my family will respect me
and stop calling me "Chickpea."
1122
00:49:16,510 --> 00:49:17,930
You remind more of a peanut.
1123
00:49:18,556 --> 00:49:19,766
Silence that parrot!
1124
00:49:19,850 --> 00:49:20,936
Macaw! [GAGS]
1125
00:49:21,144 --> 00:49:23,732
Enough time-wasting.
Bring me Rib Breaker!
1126
00:49:24,190 --> 00:49:25,234
And a lollipop.
1127
00:49:26,069 --> 00:49:27,320
[SLURPS]
1128
00:49:27,696 --> 00:49:29,783
[FOOTSTEPS THUD LOUDLY]
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1129
00:49:35,752 --> 00:49:37,380
[MUSIC INTENSIFIES]
1130
00:49:39,175 --> 00:49:40,218
[SNORTS]
1131
00:49:40,302 --> 00:49:42,973
"Rib Breaker."
Nickname 100% accurate.
1132
00:49:43,056 --> 00:49:44,893
And you should be called
"Heartbreaker."
1133
00:49:44,976 --> 00:49:46,603
[SCREAMS, CHOKES] I love you.
1134
00:49:46,979 --> 00:49:49,108
[SLURPING] We can do this
one of two ways.
1135
00:49:49,483 --> 00:49:52,239
You hold your tongues
and Rib Breaker breaks your ribs
1136
00:49:52,322 --> 00:49:54,576
or tell me everything you know
about the lamp,
1137
00:49:54,659 --> 00:49:57,205
and Rib Breaker
breaks your ribs.
[GRUNTS]
1138
00:49:57,957 --> 00:49:59,042
Uh, I'll tell you.
1139
00:49:59,125 --> 00:50:01,004
What?
Seriously?
1140
00:50:01,088 --> 00:50:04,384
Yeah, but in return,
you give me one of your wishes.
1141
00:50:04,468 --> 00:50:06,847
A little one.
And you don't break our ribs.
1142
00:50:08,016 --> 00:50:09,852
Done. I won't break your ribs.
1143
00:50:09,936 --> 00:50:11,647
[GRUNTS]
1144
00:50:11,731 --> 00:50:14,359
[SLURPS] Break his ribs instead.
Huh?
1145
00:50:14,443 --> 00:50:16,197
[SIGHS DEEPLY, CHOKES]
[RIB BREAKER GRUNTS]
1146
00:50:16,279 --> 00:50:18,325
[EXCLAIMS]
[CORSAIR GROANS PAINFULLY]
1147
00:50:18,409 --> 00:50:20,412
[INDISTINCT CLAMORING]
CAPTAIN: Ship ahoy!
1148
00:50:24,461 --> 00:50:26,255
Hmm, another Spanish ship?
1149
00:50:26,338 --> 00:50:27,466
What?
1150
00:50:28,842 --> 00:50:31,431
Pity we don't have something
that will let us see far away.
1151
00:50:31,514 --> 00:50:32,892
The spyglass
will not be invented
1152
00:50:32,975 --> 00:50:35,229
for another 50 years,
you can borrow mine.
1153
00:50:39,862 --> 00:50:42,325
Is your elbow going
to accidentally hit me again?
1154
00:50:43,452 --> 00:50:45,705
You. Angry lady.
[GRUNTS]
1155
00:50:46,123 --> 00:50:48,043
You seem smart. Use this.
1156
00:50:48,335 --> 00:50:49,337
[SIGHS]
1157
00:50:49,420 --> 00:50:51,007
[INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING]
1158
00:50:51,966 --> 00:50:53,052
SULEIMAN: You know them?
1159
00:50:56,348 --> 00:50:57,308
[GASPS]
1160
00:50:57,517 --> 00:50:59,688
Who's that? Who's that?
It's future me.
1161
00:50:59,771 --> 00:51:01,817
They're looking for the lamp.
We need to hurry!
1162
00:51:02,150 --> 00:51:04,780
Take these guys to prison.
The rest with me.
1163
00:51:04,864 --> 00:51:06,616
Lanky, you're coming with us.
1164
00:51:07,785 --> 00:51:09,580
[MUSIC INTENSIFIES, FADES]
1165
00:51:10,748 --> 00:51:12,000
[INSECTS CHITTERING]
1166
00:51:12,668 --> 00:51:14,714
JEFF: So many steps!
Twenty, two, five!
1167
00:51:14,964 --> 00:51:16,050
I don't know how to count!
1168
00:51:16,133 --> 00:51:16,967
Come on, guys.
1169
00:51:17,218 --> 00:51:19,137
The lamp has to be here.
I can feel it.
1170
00:51:19,221 --> 00:51:22,477
Feel it! Feel it!
[LAUGHING] Nailed it.
1171
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:24,898
Oh, it's too bad your dad
won't let us live together.
1172
00:51:24,981 --> 00:51:27,277
We would have a blast.
[WHINES]
1173
00:51:27,486 --> 00:51:29,907
Oh, don't be sad.
We'll think of something.
1174
00:51:30,908 --> 00:51:32,787
Guys, we have to be so careful.
1175
00:51:33,162 --> 00:51:34,456
[PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING]
1176
00:51:34,581 --> 00:51:35,541
TAD: Corsairs.
1177
00:51:36,333 --> 00:51:37,503
Quickly! Through here!
1178
00:51:38,380 --> 00:51:39,631
[MUSIC INTENSIFIES]
1179
00:51:42,219 --> 00:51:43,972
Sinbad hid the lamp
in the Parthenon,
1180
00:51:44,056 --> 00:51:46,100
but the Parthenon is huge.
1181
00:51:46,184 --> 00:51:47,394
MUMMY:
If we wanna find that lamp,
1182
00:51:47,603 --> 00:51:50,943
we have to think like a lamp.
Uh, a lamp. I am a lamp.
1183
00:51:51,027 --> 00:51:53,030
What does a lamp look like?
Come on.
[QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING]
1184
00:51:53,113 --> 00:51:55,450
It's like a little teapot!
1185
00:51:55,701 --> 00:51:58,789
Oh.
A teapot. A spoon!
1186
00:51:58,997 --> 00:52:01,210
Spoon-- A little knife!
[OII BABBLES]
1187
00:52:01,293 --> 00:52:02,713
And a fork!
1188
00:52:02,796 --> 00:52:04,507
Come on, come on,
I think I'm getting it.
1189
00:52:04,590 --> 00:52:06,052
Uh, keep focus, focus.
1190
00:52:06,135 --> 00:52:07,596
Duh--
Come on, Oli.
1191
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:08,680
[GRUNTS]
1192
00:52:08,765 --> 00:52:09,809
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
1193
00:52:09,892 --> 00:52:13,147
Sugar bowl mixer
and pressure cooker!
1194
00:52:13,231 --> 00:52:14,357
Choo, choo!
1195
00:52:14,859 --> 00:52:16,069
Nope, I've got nothing.
1196
00:52:17,237 --> 00:52:19,240
[BIRDS SQUAWKING]
1197
00:52:19,867 --> 00:52:21,119
[INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING]
1198
00:52:23,749 --> 00:52:24,667
Oh!
[GRUNTS]
1199
00:52:29,091 --> 00:52:30,219
[MUSIC FADES]
1200
00:52:30,886 --> 00:52:33,307
Yeah, and then
you put your arms like this.
[BABBLES]
1201
00:52:33,473 --> 00:52:36,395
That's it! We're gonna nail it
in Got Talent!
[GIGGLES]
1202
00:52:36,646 --> 00:52:39,776
Hmm, there must be
some kind of passage down here.
1203
00:52:39,860 --> 00:52:42,197
[HUFFS] Let's play.
Not now, Jeff.
1204
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:44,535
Play! Play! Play!
Look, Jeff.
1205
00:52:44,618 --> 00:52:46,162
JEFF: Stick!
Fetch!
1206
00:52:46,245 --> 00:52:48,292
Stick! Where did the stick go?
Where is it?
1207
00:52:49,251 --> 00:52:50,462
[ENTHRALLING MUSIC PLAYING]
1208
00:52:51,588 --> 00:52:52,840
[GASPS]
1209
00:52:52,925 --> 00:52:55,219
The compass rose. Yes!
1210
00:52:55,846 --> 00:52:57,975
I'm gonna need
some kind of lever.
1211
00:52:58,058 --> 00:53:00,019
[HUFFS] Stick!
1212
00:53:00,813 --> 00:53:02,232
Jeff, come here. Hey, hey!
1213
00:53:02,315 --> 00:53:04,235
It's my stick!
Find another one!
Give me that!
1214
00:53:04,318 --> 00:53:05,655
[GRUNTS] Look, a supercookie!
1215
00:53:05,738 --> 00:53:08,033
[GROANS]
Where? Where? Supercookie!
1216
00:53:11,622 --> 00:53:12,792
[STONE SCRAPES]
[GRUNTS]
1217
00:53:15,588 --> 00:53:16,756
[GRUNTS]
1218
00:53:18,385 --> 00:53:20,555
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
[SPIDERS SQUEAK SOFTLY]
1219
00:53:21,305 --> 00:53:22,266
MUMMY: That's it!
1220
00:53:22,349 --> 00:53:23,894
There you go. High five.
[GIGGLES]
1221
00:53:23,977 --> 00:53:25,271
[MUMMY LAUGHS]
1222
00:53:25,856 --> 00:53:29,111
[SIGHS] Mummy, I'm leaving you
in charge of Oli.
1223
00:53:29,194 --> 00:53:31,239
Hide here
and don't make a single sound.
1224
00:53:31,323 --> 00:53:33,285
Those corsairs could be close.
Huh?
1225
00:53:33,618 --> 00:53:37,375
Oh, yeah, sure. No problem.
You just go! We'll be fine.
1226
00:53:41,048 --> 00:53:42,342
[MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
1227
00:53:46,432 --> 00:53:47,601
[MUSIC RISES]
1228
00:53:47,685 --> 00:53:48,978
Buddy, I just had a thought.
1229
00:53:49,438 --> 00:53:51,858
Why doesn't Tad want me
to live with you guys, hmm?
1230
00:53:51,942 --> 00:53:54,655
Because he thinks
I'm a clumsy, useless oaf.
1231
00:53:54,738 --> 00:53:57,661
Well, I'll show him
how responsible I can be.
1232
00:53:57,744 --> 00:53:59,246
And how am I gonna do that?
1233
00:53:59,330 --> 00:54:02,835
By putting your life in danger!
[EXCLAIMS]
1234
00:54:04,171 --> 00:54:05,090
[GRUNTS]
1235
00:54:05,716 --> 00:54:07,344
[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1236
00:54:14,814 --> 00:54:15,941
What's this?
1237
00:54:17,403 --> 00:54:18,446
Where's the lamp?
1238
00:54:21,409 --> 00:54:24,331
[MUMMY GRUNTS]
[STATUE RUMBLING]
1239
00:54:25,458 --> 00:54:27,754
Remember Oli,
when your dad comes out,
1240
00:54:27,837 --> 00:54:29,130
I'll push the statue over
1241
00:54:29,214 --> 00:54:31,092
and then rescue you
before it squishes you.
1242
00:54:31,176 --> 00:54:32,053
He'll be so impressed,
1243
00:54:32,177 --> 00:54:33,889
he'll let us live together
forever.
1244
00:54:40,234 --> 00:54:42,947
[BREATHES DEEPLY, GRUNTS]
[STONE SCRAPES]
1245
00:54:44,574 --> 00:54:47,955
[MUSIC INTENSIFIES]
[STONE THUDS, CREAKS]
1246
00:54:52,797 --> 00:54:54,090
[REFLECTIVE MUSIC PLAYING]
1247
00:54:55,384 --> 00:54:56,929
[GRUNTS]
Guys! Guys, I've got it!
1248
00:54:57,179 --> 00:54:58,765
The lamp is in-- [EXCLAIMS] Oli?
[STATUE RUMBLING]
1249
00:54:59,015 --> 00:55:00,351
[GIGGLES]
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1250
00:55:01,269 --> 00:55:03,064
Oops.
Mummy, what are you doing?
1251
00:55:03,606 --> 00:55:04,900
Me? Nothing.
1252
00:55:04,984 --> 00:55:07,572
[GASPS] Oh, no! Oli's in danger!
1253
00:55:08,406 --> 00:55:10,327
[COOS, EXCLAIMS]
1254
00:55:10,410 --> 00:55:11,537
Oli!
1255
00:55:11,620 --> 00:55:13,123
Relax, I'll save her.
1256
00:55:13,206 --> 00:55:17,005
I'm super responsible!
[SCREAMS, GROANS]
1257
00:55:17,089 --> 00:55:19,467
[GIGGLES]
Oli! [PANTS]
1258
00:55:19,550 --> 00:55:21,721
[BABBLES]
[YELLS, GRUNTS]
1259
00:55:22,473 --> 00:55:23,808
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1260
00:55:25,186 --> 00:55:27,482
[DEBRIS CLATTERING]
[LOUD THUDDING]
1261
00:55:31,070 --> 00:55:32,072
Oops.
1262
00:55:37,332 --> 00:55:38,625
[GRUNTS] What did you think
1263
00:55:39,251 --> 00:55:41,922
"don't come out
under any circumstances" meant?
No... no. I was just trying--
1264
00:55:42,006 --> 00:55:43,884
Do you realize
what could've happened to her?
Look, Tad,
1265
00:55:43,968 --> 00:55:45,804
I was just tryna show you
how responsible I am.
1266
00:55:45,888 --> 00:55:47,015
[COOKIE SCREECHES]
1267
00:55:49,268 --> 00:55:50,605
[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1268
00:55:53,484 --> 00:55:54,569
It's past-me.
1269
00:55:54,945 --> 00:55:57,408
[GASPS] They're... they're here!
They're over here!
1270
00:55:58,701 --> 00:56:00,704
Wasn't he with Sara?
Where's Sara?
1271
00:56:02,416 --> 00:56:04,336
Got bags? I have poop.
1272
00:56:06,005 --> 00:56:07,633
You're Suleiman.
1273
00:56:07,717 --> 00:56:10,055
The Magnificent!
Where's my lamp?
1274
00:56:10,138 --> 00:56:11,849
There's no lamp.
1275
00:56:12,475 --> 00:56:14,604
Rib Breaker.
[CHAIN CLINKS]
1276
00:56:15,897 --> 00:56:17,192
[WHIMPERS, GRUNTS]
1277
00:56:17,275 --> 00:56:19,571
[SCREAMS] Okay, okay!
There's no lamp.
1278
00:56:19,654 --> 00:56:20,989
But I found that.
1279
00:56:24,538 --> 00:56:25,872
[ENIGMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1280
00:56:30,881 --> 00:56:33,970
The location of the lamp.
At last!
1281
00:56:35,515 --> 00:56:36,474
Get them!
1282
00:56:36,934 --> 00:56:37,769
Hey, hey, careful!
1283
00:56:38,311 --> 00:56:40,189
I'm a mummy with rights.
All right? My bones are fragile.
1284
00:56:40,273 --> 00:56:41,400
Wait, I didn't mean to--
1285
00:56:41,483 --> 00:56:44,071
Well done, lanky.
You've earned your wish.
1286
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:47,702
And that is why Ottoman prisons
1287
00:56:47,828 --> 00:56:49,998
were renowned
for being totally impregnable.
1288
00:56:50,081 --> 00:56:52,418
Probability of escape
is 0.00000003200...
1289
00:56:52,502 --> 00:56:55,466
If you don't shut up,
I will throw the bucket at you.
1290
00:56:55,548 --> 00:56:56,551
...00.
1291
00:57:00,182 --> 00:57:02,394
Tad! Sweetie!
OLI: Mommy!
1292
00:57:02,478 --> 00:57:05,316
Friends! I'm excited.
I'm gonna wag my tail a bunch.
1293
00:57:06,108 --> 00:57:07,487
What are you doing here?
1294
00:57:07,821 --> 00:57:10,700
You in here, with the freaks.
[SCREAMS]
1295
00:57:12,704 --> 00:57:14,748
They cornered us.
I had no choice.
1296
00:57:14,1000 --> 00:57:16,668
The main thing
is to find that lamp.
1297
00:57:16,752 --> 00:57:18,296
We have to get to the Parthenon.
1298
00:57:18,380 --> 00:57:19,381
It's not there.
1299
00:57:19,548 --> 00:57:21,844
Sinbad left a map to find it
in Ali Baba's cave
1300
00:57:21,927 --> 00:57:23,764
but Suleiman has it now.
1301
00:57:23,931 --> 00:57:26,519
Ah, it's my fault
for getting you all into this.
1302
00:57:26,603 --> 00:57:28,271
No, it's Tupac's fault.
1303
00:57:28,354 --> 00:57:29,817
Sure, he's handsome.
Very.
1304
00:57:29,900 --> 00:57:32,905
Gallant,
dazzlingly charismatic.
Irresistible.
1305
00:57:32,987 --> 00:57:34,908
But he's a snitch.
An idiot.
1306
00:57:34,991 --> 00:57:36,995
Stop blaming everybody else
for your mess-ups.
1307
00:57:37,079 --> 00:57:39,290
If you hadn't been so hell-bent
on traveling back in time,
1308
00:57:39,374 --> 00:57:41,002
we wouldn't even be
in this situation.
1309
00:57:41,085 --> 00:57:42,296
Well, I admit...
[WHIMPERS]
1310
00:57:42,380 --> 00:57:44,257
...that jealousy made me go off
the deep end a bit,
1311
00:57:44,341 --> 00:57:45,718
but I've matured now.
1312
00:57:45,802 --> 00:57:48,598
I promise to take care of Oli
like a little sister.
1313
00:57:48,682 --> 00:57:50,227
I won't let you put her
in danger again.
1314
00:57:50,310 --> 00:57:52,814
But, but--
You almost squashed her
with a statue!
1315
00:57:52,897 --> 00:57:53,940
What?
1316
00:57:54,066 --> 00:57:55,777
MUMMY: But it was an accident.
[WHIMPERS]
1317
00:57:55,860 --> 00:57:57,406
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1318
00:57:57,489 --> 00:58:00,660
C... come on, we can fix this.
You never fix anything!
1319
00:58:00,743 --> 00:58:03,666
You make things worse and worse!
Oh, just tell the truth.
1320
00:58:03,749 --> 00:58:05,376
You don't like me,
and you never have.
1321
00:58:05,460 --> 00:58:06,922
We just want some privacy.
1322
00:58:07,005 --> 00:58:08,215
You're the only person
in the world
1323
00:58:08,299 --> 00:58:10,678
incapable of understanding
something so simple!
1324
00:58:10,761 --> 00:58:13,098
Well, don't worry,
because I soon won't exist
1325
00:58:13,182 --> 00:58:15,103
and I won't be a part
of your precious family!
1326
00:58:15,186 --> 00:58:16,689
You're not our family!
1327
00:58:18,106 --> 00:58:19,652
Ooh, harsh.
1328
00:58:22,490 --> 00:58:23,449
[SCRAPBOOK THUDS]
1329
00:58:24,452 --> 00:58:25,453
[SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING]
1330
00:58:26,163 --> 00:58:27,165
[OLI SOBS]
1331
00:58:28,124 --> 00:58:29,001
Sara?
1332
00:58:31,129 --> 00:58:33,759
SARA: [SOBS] Do you remember
how we fell in love?
1333
00:58:37,766 --> 00:58:40,855
We're together because Mummy
came into our lives.
1334
00:58:40,938 --> 00:58:44,110
Well, well, call me Dr. Love.
Not now, darling.
1335
00:58:44,903 --> 00:58:47,782
Mummy, if you don't exist...
1336
00:58:50,371 --> 00:58:52,041
Oli won't either.
1337
00:58:52,750 --> 00:58:54,462
[MUSIC INTENSIFIES]
1338
00:59:00,471 --> 00:59:02,601
[SOBS] You're bad!
1339
00:59:05,939 --> 00:59:07,484
[SOBS]
1340
00:59:08,819 --> 00:59:11,115
We have to get that lamp.
1341
00:59:12,868 --> 00:59:14,078
[BIRDS SQUAWKING]
1342
00:59:16,708 --> 00:59:19,296
Uh, hey. Your Highness,
I mean, your shortness.
1343
00:59:19,379 --> 00:59:20,757
What...
what are you gonna do with them?
1344
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:22,843
Please, promise me
you won't kill them.
1345
00:59:24,138 --> 00:59:25,139
I promise.
1346
00:59:25,222 --> 00:59:26,266
[SIGHS]
1347
00:59:26,684 --> 00:59:28,018
Rib Breaker will.
1348
00:59:28,895 --> 00:59:30,941
[WHIMPERS]
I'll be too busy
conquering the world.
1349
00:59:31,358 --> 00:59:34,948
My family will finally
take me seriously. [GRUNTS]
1350
00:59:35,407 --> 00:59:38,120
You have no idea what it's like
to have four siblings.
1351
00:59:38,203 --> 00:59:39,957
They take your stuff
without permission,
1352
00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:42,419
pull your hair,
call you "Chickpea."
1353
00:59:42,961 --> 00:59:45,800
But as soon as I find the lamp,
they'll have to obey me.
1354
00:59:45,883 --> 00:59:48,847
And I'll be able to sleep
in the top bunk at last!
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
1355
00:59:48,930 --> 00:59:50,724
Giddy up!
[HORSES NEIGH]
1356
00:59:51,267 --> 00:59:52,520
[SCREAMS]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1357
00:59:53,647 --> 00:59:55,357
[GROANS]
[GRUNTS]
1358
00:59:57,320 --> 01:00:00,950
[GRUNTS] Oh, I nearly got 'em.
1359
01:00:01,034 --> 01:00:02,161
[QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING]
1360
01:00:02,328 --> 01:00:05,083
[GRUNTS] I need more.
Ramona, lend me a hand.
1361
01:00:05,166 --> 01:00:07,044
Careful,
I've just had a manicure.
1362
01:00:08,254 --> 01:00:09,591
[GRUNTS]
1363
01:00:09,674 --> 01:00:11,468
Just a bit further.
1364
01:00:12,137 --> 01:00:14,474
[GROANS, SIGHS]
I've got no choice.
1365
01:00:14,557 --> 01:00:15,476
[GRUNTS]
1366
01:00:17,770 --> 01:00:20,776
[GROANING] Oh, come on.
1367
01:00:23,239 --> 01:00:25,076
[GASPS, SCREAMS]
1368
01:00:25,326 --> 01:00:27,330
Mummy!
What? It was very cold.
1369
01:00:27,413 --> 01:00:29,333
And that skin is very sensitive.
1370
01:00:29,417 --> 01:00:31,963
[ARCHAEOBOT HUMS]
1371
01:00:34,676 --> 01:00:35,551
[KEYS JANGLING]
1372
01:00:35,677 --> 01:00:37,472
You couldn't
have done that sooner?
1373
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:39,893
Well, I didn't want
to steal your job.
1374
01:00:39,977 --> 01:00:42,104
[LAUGHS] He's got an answer
for everything.
1375
01:00:42,980 --> 01:00:43,983
[HORSES MUNCH]
1376
01:00:46,737 --> 01:00:48,115
[WHISPERING] All clear. Come on!
1377
01:00:50,036 --> 01:00:51,246
[MUNCHES]
1378
01:00:52,331 --> 01:00:54,293
[GASPS] Hoofy?
[TENDER MUSIC PLAYING]
1379
01:00:54,376 --> 01:00:56,587
Hoofy, my baby!
[GRUMBLES]
1380
01:00:56,671 --> 01:00:57,630
[DOOR SLAMMING]
[GASPS]
1381
01:00:57,715 --> 01:00:59,468
[HORSE NEIGHING]
[GRUNTS]
1382
01:00:59,551 --> 01:01:01,471
[SCREAMS]
[MENACING MUSIC PLAYING]
1383
01:01:02,598 --> 01:01:03,850
[HORSE NEIGHING]
1384
01:01:09,402 --> 01:01:10,903
We need that map.
1385
01:01:10,987 --> 01:01:13,366
I don't recommend engaging
with Ottoman soldiers.
1386
01:01:13,450 --> 01:01:17,623
The probability of survival
is one in 2,937,434...
1387
01:01:17,706 --> 01:01:20,796
Is he always such a buzzkill?
[SIGHS] Always.
1388
01:01:20,879 --> 01:01:22,674
[ARCHAEOBOT CONTINUOUS COUNTING]
1389
01:01:22,758 --> 01:01:23,926
Quick, get in there.
1390
01:01:26,180 --> 01:01:27,599
[NEIGHS LOUDLY]
1391
01:01:27,682 --> 01:01:29,520
[ENTICING MUSIC PLAYING]
1392
01:01:34,278 --> 01:01:35,822
[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1393
01:01:39,203 --> 01:01:41,039
[GASPS]
Morning!
1394
01:01:42,375 --> 01:01:43,878
What the...
Huh?
1395
01:01:44,712 --> 01:01:48,385
[GRUNTS]
No... no! I don't wanna turn
into a hideous Mummy! [GASPS]
1396
01:01:50,221 --> 01:01:51,474
[GRUNTS, YELLS]
1397
01:01:52,517 --> 01:01:53,978
[EXCLAIMS] Get them!
1398
01:01:54,103 --> 01:01:55,146
[HORSES NEIGH]
1399
01:01:57,318 --> 01:01:59,988
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
OVER INSTRUMENTS]
1400
01:02:00,071 --> 01:02:02,118
I promise I was gonna write
to you, I swear.
1401
01:02:02,201 --> 01:02:04,622
Relax, darling.
You were just a summer fling.
1402
01:02:04,705 --> 01:02:06,082
[GASPS] The shame!
1403
01:02:07,293 --> 01:02:08,795
Mumma?
Huh?
1404
01:02:08,879 --> 01:02:10,548
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1405
01:02:10,631 --> 01:02:13,261
[SCREAMS, PANTS] Let me out!
[GRUNTS]
1406
01:02:13,344 --> 01:02:14,930
[TUPAC WHIMPERS]
[OLI GASPS]
1407
01:02:15,014 --> 01:02:16,266
[GRUNTS]
1408
01:02:16,725 --> 01:02:18,562
Hey, Mummy, what are you doing?
1409
01:02:18,854 --> 01:02:20,273
Being responsible!
1410
01:02:20,815 --> 01:02:23,362
[YELLS]
1411
01:02:24,197 --> 01:02:25,157
[GROANS]
1412
01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:26,409
[LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY]
1413
01:02:27,202 --> 01:02:28,871
Now,
you won't be going anywhere.
[TUPAC MUMBLES]
1414
01:02:28,955 --> 01:02:31,794
[GRUNTS] Tad,
brake when I tell you!
Got it!
1415
01:02:32,627 --> 01:02:34,214
Now!
[GRUNTS]
1416
01:02:34,715 --> 01:02:35,800
[SCREAMS]
1417
01:02:35,883 --> 01:02:37,928
[GUARD 1 GRUNTS]
[GUARD 2 GROANS]
1418
01:02:38,011 --> 01:02:40,140
[EXCLAIMING] Stop them now!
1419
01:02:40,224 --> 01:02:41,811
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
OVER INSTRUMENTS]
[GRUNTS]
1420
01:02:43,187 --> 01:02:44,607
[YELLS]
[SCREAMS]
1421
01:02:44,691 --> 01:02:45,524
[EXCLAIMS]
1422
01:02:46,234 --> 01:02:47,486
[GASPS] Mumma!
1423
01:02:47,570 --> 01:02:48,905
SARA: Oli, no!
1424
01:02:49,448 --> 01:02:50,909
[WHIMPERS]
1425
01:02:50,993 --> 01:02:53,873
[SCREAMS]
No! Bad!
1426
01:02:53,957 --> 01:02:56,753
[WHIMPERS, GROANS]
Oli! [GRUNTS]
1427
01:02:56,837 --> 01:02:58,631
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING]
1428
01:02:58,714 --> 01:02:59,883
[ALL LAUGH, CHEER]
1429
01:03:00,217 --> 01:03:02,262
[GRUNTS] One sec, who's driving?
1430
01:03:03,597 --> 01:03:05,100
♪ There was a dog
Who had a horse ♪
1431
01:03:05,183 --> 01:03:06,353
♪ And Bingo was his name ♪
1432
01:03:07,062 --> 01:03:09,274
Cookie! Notify the guards!
1433
01:03:10,067 --> 01:03:11,361
Belzoni, get him!
1434
01:03:11,444 --> 01:03:13,072
Sure, send the bird.
1435
01:03:18,540 --> 01:03:21,086
[GRUNTS] Damn bunny eater.
1436
01:03:21,170 --> 01:03:22,839
[COOKIE SCREECHES]
1437
01:03:23,423 --> 01:03:25,093
[MUSIC INTENSIFIES]
1438
01:03:26,930 --> 01:03:30,352
[HORN BLARES LOUDLY]
[METAL RATTLES]
1439
01:03:37,073 --> 01:03:37,906
[EXCLAIMS]
1440
01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:41,872
[GRUNTS, PANTS]
[GROANS]
1441
01:03:41,997 --> 01:03:44,501
Well, can't you get this thing
to stop moving?
1442
01:03:45,753 --> 01:03:48,592
Tad, we have to turn
the chariot around!
What?
1443
01:03:52,556 --> 01:03:54,477
Well,
there's nothing to put in it.
1444
01:03:55,603 --> 01:03:57,439
I advise aborting this idea.
1445
01:03:58,567 --> 01:03:59,986
Sara, what are you doing?
1446
01:04:00,069 --> 01:04:01,739
Sorry. It's not personal.
1447
01:04:02,573 --> 01:04:04,160
Maybe a little. Now!
1448
01:04:04,243 --> 01:04:05,245
[GRUNTS]
1449
01:04:08,209 --> 01:04:10,337
Activating scream!
[EXPLOSION]
1450
01:04:10,420 --> 01:04:12,799
[SCREAMS]
1451
01:04:13,384 --> 01:04:14,386
[DEBRIS CLATTER]
1452
01:04:16,765 --> 01:04:20,438
[GASPS, SCREAMS]
[HORSES NEIGHING]
1453
01:04:20,939 --> 01:04:22,399
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING]
1454
01:04:23,192 --> 01:04:25,655
[ARCHAEOBOT MOANS IN PAIN]
1455
01:04:26,449 --> 01:04:29,871
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
1456
01:04:30,747 --> 01:04:32,583
[GRUNTS] Punks...
1457
01:04:32,666 --> 01:04:33,711
[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
[HORSES PURRING]
1458
01:04:36,966 --> 01:04:39,303
[GRUNTS] I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
1459
01:04:39,387 --> 01:04:42,141
[STUTTERS] Did you see me?
Oh, that was a blast!
1460
01:04:42,225 --> 01:04:43,311
[IMITATES MACHINE GUN]
1461
01:04:43,436 --> 01:04:45,856
I destroyed
a 15th-century battle chariot!
1462
01:04:45,940 --> 01:04:48,026
Uh... yeah, I saw.
1463
01:04:48,111 --> 01:04:50,489
I'm an action machine.
I feel alive!
1464
01:04:50,572 --> 01:04:51,909
[SHOUTS JOYFULLY] Alive!
1465
01:04:53,619 --> 01:04:56,291
Bad! Bad!
[GRUNTS] Where's Tupac?
1466
01:04:56,375 --> 01:04:57,919
In there.
[GROANS]
1467
01:05:01,008 --> 01:05:03,637
He was getting a bit tiresome,
so there was no choice.
1468
01:05:04,138 --> 01:05:05,222
Mumma!
1469
01:05:06,266 --> 01:05:09,146
No, little one. I'm not Mummy
and I never will...
1470
01:05:09,231 --> 01:05:11,066
Relax,
being a mummy is really cool.
1471
01:05:11,150 --> 01:05:12,360
You just have to die.
1472
01:05:12,444 --> 01:05:14,614
What? I don't want to...
[BABBLES]
1473
01:05:14,697 --> 01:05:17,201
Oh!
What's this feeling of happiness
1474
01:05:17,285 --> 01:05:18,955
running through my body?
1475
01:05:19,039 --> 01:05:21,334
She's got your heart.
Nothing you can do.
1476
01:05:21,418 --> 01:05:23,505
[GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING]
1477
01:05:24,631 --> 01:05:26,928
What's up with your hands?
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1478
01:05:27,845 --> 01:05:29,931
[GASPS] My pianist's fingers!
1479
01:05:31,978 --> 01:05:34,065
[GASPS] Oli...
1480
01:05:34,148 --> 01:05:36,068
[HAUNTING MUSIC PLAYING]
1481
01:05:40,742 --> 01:05:42,203
We're running out of time.
1482
01:05:42,871 --> 01:05:44,581
Quick! We have to get the lamp.
1483
01:05:44,665 --> 01:05:45,625
[GOADS]
1484
01:05:47,337 --> 01:05:49,590
[HAUNTING MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING]
1485
01:05:52,053 --> 01:05:53,180
[EAGLE SQUAWKING]
1486
01:05:53,264 --> 01:05:55,768
[THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING]
1487
01:06:18,265 --> 01:06:19,684
[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
[SNIFFS]
1488
01:06:25,945 --> 01:06:29,450
Do you really think
this is appropriate for a queen?
1489
01:06:29,534 --> 01:06:30,661
[SCREAMS]
1490
01:06:30,744 --> 01:06:32,497
Ooh. Are you okay?
1491
01:06:32,581 --> 01:06:35,796
It's too late to fix things
with us now, darling.
1492
01:06:35,879 --> 01:06:37,715
Ali Baba's cave.
1493
01:06:37,799 --> 01:06:40,386
SARA: Guarded by the 40 thieves.
1494
01:06:40,470 --> 01:06:42,974
Hi! I'm Jeff!
Do you have a ball?
1495
01:06:43,057 --> 01:06:44,977
Remember,
I only have two wishes.
1496
01:06:45,060 --> 01:06:47,148
One, to help Tupac
be a guardian again.
1497
01:06:47,232 --> 01:06:49,069
And the other,
to send us back to our time.
1498
01:06:49,652 --> 01:06:51,573
First,
we have to get that door open.
1499
01:06:52,740 --> 01:06:55,704
Every statue has a key.
One of them has to be right...
1500
01:06:56,247 --> 01:06:58,167
Supercookie?
Jeff, don't!
1501
01:06:59,795 --> 01:07:02,675
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
1502
01:07:02,758 --> 01:07:04,344
Watch out!
[ALL SCREAM]
1503
01:07:04,428 --> 01:07:05,513
[TAD GRUNTS]
1504
01:07:09,019 --> 01:07:10,229
[GRUNTING]
1505
01:07:11,856 --> 01:07:12,817
[STONE THUDDING]
1506
01:07:13,235 --> 01:07:15,322
Balls! Little Balls!
Throw them to me! Throw them.
1507
01:07:15,405 --> 01:07:17,366
Can somebody please throw one
at his head?
1508
01:07:17,450 --> 01:07:18,536
Are you guys okay?
1509
01:07:18,619 --> 01:07:20,580
Don't worry.
I'm here, sweetie, okay?
1510
01:07:20,663 --> 01:07:23,085
Together for always, remember?
1511
01:07:23,168 --> 01:07:24,879
[SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING]
1512
01:07:24,963 --> 01:07:26,299
[PANTS]
1513
01:07:28,343 --> 01:07:30,348
She'll come around.
Don't worry.
1514
01:07:33,603 --> 01:07:35,899
We have to figure out
which is the right key.
1515
01:07:36,399 --> 01:07:37,860
Which do you think it is?
1516
01:07:39,947 --> 01:07:42,911
That's the first time
you've asked me something.
[SCOFFS]
1517
01:07:48,754 --> 01:07:51,635
I don't know.
They're all the same.
1518
01:07:51,718 --> 01:07:53,512
But you're the only one
who can do it.
1519
01:07:53,596 --> 01:07:54,848
You're mistaken.
1520
01:07:54,931 --> 01:07:56,392
I was programmed in imitation
1521
01:07:56,476 --> 01:07:58,521
of the best archaeologist
in the world,
1522
01:07:58,938 --> 01:07:59,856
you.
1523
01:08:00,315 --> 01:08:02,611
[GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING]
1524
01:08:04,698 --> 01:08:06,702
SARA: That inscription
above the door...
1525
01:08:06,784 --> 01:08:09,206
It's in Persian,
an ancient dialect.
1526
01:08:09,748 --> 01:08:11,209
"All or none."
1527
01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:15,801
Of course!
1528
01:08:15,884 --> 01:08:17,511
The thieves
are suspicious people.
1529
01:08:17,595 --> 01:08:19,848
They'd never let one person
go in alone.
1530
01:08:19,932 --> 01:08:21,394
Because
he could steal the treasure!
1531
01:08:21,477 --> 01:08:23,147
That's it. "All or none."
1532
01:08:23,230 --> 01:08:25,150
We have to pull them all
at once!
1533
01:08:25,233 --> 01:08:27,779
Can you do it?
At your command, boss.
1534
01:08:29,407 --> 01:08:30,951
[GLORIFYING MUSIC PLAYING]
1535
01:08:31,035 --> 01:08:33,331
[ARCHAEOBOT SCREAMS]
1536
01:08:33,414 --> 01:08:34,540
My hero!
1537
01:08:37,504 --> 01:08:38,422
Now!
1538
01:08:41,302 --> 01:08:42,304
[WALLS RUMBLING]
1539
01:08:43,974 --> 01:08:45,310
You did it!
1540
01:08:45,393 --> 01:08:46,520
We did it!
1541
01:08:46,604 --> 01:08:48,106
Gimme five, bro!
1542
01:08:54,324 --> 01:08:55,410
Wow...
1543
01:08:56,161 --> 01:08:57,079
There it is.
1544
01:08:58,541 --> 01:09:01,421
[GASPS] Oh, my goodness!
Look at all these jewels!
1545
01:09:02,881 --> 01:09:03,758
Come on!
1546
01:09:07,473 --> 01:09:10,728
Wait. There could be more traps.
We have to be careful.
1547
01:09:10,811 --> 01:09:13,524
You stay here.
My thoughts exactly, darling.
1548
01:09:13,608 --> 01:09:15,695
Anybody got a bag?
I'm running out of arms!
1549
01:09:15,778 --> 01:09:17,907
Mummy, give me yours.
Huh?
1550
01:09:17,990 --> 01:09:20,203
[EXCITING MUSIC PLAYING]
1551
01:09:23,458 --> 01:09:24,710
I've got this.
1552
01:09:27,716 --> 01:09:28,884
[GRUNTS, GASPS]
1553
01:09:28,968 --> 01:09:30,637
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
[GASPS, GRUNTS]
1554
01:09:30,721 --> 01:09:32,265
[WHIMPERS]
[GROANS]
1555
01:09:34,894 --> 01:09:37,232
I don't know why this idiot
is so important to you,
1556
01:09:37,315 --> 01:09:39,109
but if you take one more step...
[GROWLS]
1557
01:09:39,193 --> 01:09:40,947
See you later, alligator.
1558
01:09:41,030 --> 01:09:44,619
Don't listen to him!
Get the lamp! Save yourselves!
1559
01:09:45,872 --> 01:09:48,836
[sighs] Promise me
you won't hurt him!
1560
01:09:49,336 --> 01:09:50,839
You have my word.
1561
01:09:51,673 --> 01:09:53,593
[GRUNTS]
1562
01:10:00,606 --> 01:10:02,985
At last! The lamp is mine!
1563
01:10:04,319 --> 01:10:05,906
Tad, look.
1564
01:10:06,699 --> 01:10:09,662
[STONES RUMBLING]
[HAUNTING MUSIC PLAYING]
1565
01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:13,879
At last,
I will fulfil my destiny.
1566
01:10:13,962 --> 01:10:15,589
And I will conquer the world!
1567
01:10:15,673 --> 01:10:17,008
And I'll slap my brothers
1568
01:10:17,092 --> 01:10:19,972
whenever I feel like it!
[LAUGHS]
1569
01:10:20,055 --> 01:10:22,059
It's scales! "All or none."
1570
01:10:22,142 --> 01:10:23,854
It needs the weight
of 40 thieves.
1571
01:10:23,937 --> 01:10:26,025
Suleiman, put it back!
It's a trap!
1572
01:10:28,820 --> 01:10:29,780
Uh-oh.
1573
01:10:35,373 --> 01:10:37,585
[SULEIMAN SCREAMING, GRUNTING]
1574
01:10:38,045 --> 01:10:39,881
No! Come back here!
1575
01:10:41,133 --> 01:10:42,969
Ha! Amateurs!
1576
01:10:43,053 --> 01:10:44,597
[EAGLE SHARP SQUAWKING SHARPLY]
[BELZONI GRUNTING]
1577
01:10:45,224 --> 01:10:46,184
[GASPS]
1578
01:10:46,601 --> 01:10:48,062
Get her, idiots!
1579
01:10:48,145 --> 01:10:49,188
[GUARDIAN MOANING]
1580
01:10:51,025 --> 01:10:52,235
[GRUNTING]
1581
01:10:52,862 --> 01:10:55,074
Ha!
I'm an action machine! [GRUNTS]
1582
01:10:55,575 --> 01:10:57,912
[GUARDIAN GRUNTS, WHIMPERS]
1583
01:10:59,665 --> 01:11:01,543
[OLI BABBLES]
1584
01:11:04,674 --> 01:11:07,679
Don't even think
about touching my daughter.
1585
01:11:08,598 --> 01:11:10,350
[SARA GRUNTING]
1586
01:11:12,354 --> 01:11:13,815
I look good in anything.
1587
01:11:14,106 --> 01:11:16,610
Oh, my,
this belonged to my great-aunt.
1588
01:11:16,694 --> 01:11:18,782
Those 40 thieves
were such thieves!
1589
01:11:18,865 --> 01:11:21,786
Stupid little girl!
Give me that lamp!
1590
01:11:21,870 --> 01:11:23,832
Oli, no, no, no!
Here, to Daddy!
1591
01:11:23,914 --> 01:11:26,044
[BABBLES] Mumma!
[GASPS]
1592
01:11:27,128 --> 01:11:28,507
[WHINES FEARFULLY]
1593
01:11:28,965 --> 01:11:30,594
[GASPS] Come to Daddy.
1594
01:11:31,386 --> 01:11:32,221
[GRUNTING]
1595
01:11:33,055 --> 01:11:35,351
I'm getting tired
of seeing your face!
1596
01:11:35,435 --> 01:11:37,063
Why don't you go
hunt some rabbits!
1597
01:11:39,149 --> 01:11:40,277
[OLI WHINES]
1598
01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:42,697
Oh, my goodness!
What's going on here?
1599
01:11:42,781 --> 01:11:44,993
[GRUNTS]
[MOANS]
1600
01:11:45,077 --> 01:11:48,874
[GROANS]
Hey! Leave my friend alone!
1601
01:11:50,252 --> 01:11:53,299
[WHIMPERS, SCREAMS]
1602
01:11:54,384 --> 01:11:56,387
Let's go home.
I'm don't wanna play anymore!
1603
01:11:56,470 --> 01:11:59,017
[SCREAMS FEARFULLY]
[GASPS] Tupac!
1604
01:12:00,937 --> 01:12:02,314
[TUPAC GROANING]
1605
01:12:02,397 --> 01:12:03,692
[EXHALES SHARPLY] No!
1606
01:12:04,484 --> 01:12:07,531
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1607
01:12:12,206 --> 01:12:13,710
[GASPS, GRUNTS]
1608
01:12:14,376 --> 01:12:17,173
You, the freaks!
Help me! I'm just a kid!
1609
01:12:18,426 --> 01:12:19,970
[WHINING FEARFULLY]
1610
01:12:23,850 --> 01:12:26,689
BELZONI: Stop at once,
you filthy bird!
1611
01:12:26,773 --> 01:12:28,817
[LAUGHS] Macaw power!
1612
01:12:29,152 --> 01:12:30,822
Tad, make the wishes!
1613
01:12:33,660 --> 01:12:36,873
[GROANS] You again?
I was at the spa!
1614
01:12:36,957 --> 01:12:39,795
Well, you know the rules.
You've already use one wish.
1615
01:12:40,046 --> 01:12:43,343
Tupac to Paititi, us to London.
Tupac to Paititi, us to London.
1616
01:12:43,843 --> 01:12:45,764
Tad, the wishes, quickly!
1617
01:12:46,556 --> 01:12:48,519
TAD: We can't leave him here.
1618
01:12:50,522 --> 01:12:52,316
We have the lamp.
Three wishes each!
1619
01:12:52,400 --> 01:12:53,653
We can save him!
1620
01:12:53,735 --> 01:12:55,406
I'll use mine
and throw it to you!
1621
01:12:58,244 --> 01:13:00,039
I wish for you to send Suleiman
1622
01:13:00,122 --> 01:13:02,125
and his men home
to their families.
1623
01:13:02,877 --> 01:13:03,795
GENIE: Granted.
1624
01:13:07,426 --> 01:13:09,053
[WHINES]
1625
01:13:09,471 --> 01:13:12,059
What? No, not to my parents!
1626
01:13:12,769 --> 01:13:14,646
I took their ship
without permission!
1627
01:13:15,482 --> 01:13:17,903
[GROANS, SHOUTS] No, no!
[SHOUTS] No!
1628
01:13:19,405 --> 01:13:21,533
Well, that's gonna give me
a few years' rest.
1629
01:13:22,202 --> 01:13:23,829
So, what's your last wish?
1630
01:13:27,293 --> 01:13:28,879
There's only one way.
1631
01:13:28,962 --> 01:13:31,050
[SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
1632
01:13:36,976 --> 01:13:39,314
A noble sacrifice on your part.
1633
01:13:40,108 --> 01:13:41,944
[TYPEWRITER KEYS CLACKING]
GENIE: Granted.
1634
01:13:45,241 --> 01:13:47,119
What have you done, Tad?
1635
01:13:47,202 --> 01:13:49,081
Someone has to take Tupac home.
1636
01:13:49,164 --> 01:13:51,376
No! There has to be another way!
1637
01:13:51,460 --> 01:13:53,296
Mummy,
promise to take care of Oli.
1638
01:13:53,381 --> 01:13:56,052
Buddy! But she needs you!
1639
01:13:57,304 --> 01:13:58,348
Buckle up.
1640
01:13:58,431 --> 01:14:00,225
[SQUEALS]
It's exciting!
1641
01:14:00,309 --> 01:14:01,602
Wait for me, darling!
1642
01:14:04,984 --> 01:14:07,864
Goodbye, my king!
We'll always have Paititi!
1643
01:14:12,245 --> 01:14:15,711
I'm sorry, sweetie.
I can't fulfil my promise.
1644
01:14:16,628 --> 01:14:17,964
[GRUNTING]
1645
01:14:20,176 --> 01:14:21,511
Remember me!
1646
01:14:21,595 --> 01:14:23,598
No, no, no! Tad!
1647
01:14:24,391 --> 01:14:26,061
The three wishes
have been granted.
1648
01:14:26,144 --> 01:14:27,355
We hope
you enjoy the experience,
1649
01:14:27,438 --> 01:14:29,024
blah, blah, blah.
Review on Instazam,
1650
01:14:29,108 --> 01:14:31,070
blah, blah, blah. Good luck!
1651
01:14:31,737 --> 01:14:34,784
[GRUNTS, PANTS]
1652
01:14:36,830 --> 01:14:39,626
[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
[INDISTINCT RUMBLING]
1653
01:14:44,968 --> 01:14:46,596
[GROWLS]
1654
01:14:50,604 --> 01:14:54,527
[GRUNTS, GROANS, PANTS]
1655
01:15:01,497 --> 01:15:02,750
[TUPAC MOANING]
1656
01:15:05,421 --> 01:15:07,090
Thank you for saving my life.
1657
01:15:07,633 --> 01:15:09,636
I'm sorry
I got you into all this.
1658
01:15:11,180 --> 01:15:12,557
All that matters now
1659
01:15:12,641 --> 01:15:14,686
is you go back
to being a guardian.
1660
01:15:15,187 --> 01:15:16,940
What? They won't let me back.
1661
01:15:17,023 --> 01:15:19,319
They still think
I insulted the crown prince.
1662
01:15:22,116 --> 01:15:23,243
I have an idea.
1663
01:15:25,539 --> 01:15:28,752
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
1664
01:15:28,835 --> 01:15:30,923
[INCA MUSIC PLAYING]
1665
01:15:31,632 --> 01:15:34,971
People of Paititi!
Please show your respect
1666
01:15:35,054 --> 01:15:37,600
for the crown prince's
latest symphony.
1667
01:15:38,102 --> 01:15:39,145
[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
1668
01:15:39,980 --> 01:15:41,023
[PLAYS OUT-OF-TUNE FLUTE]
1669
01:15:41,106 --> 01:15:42,526
[CITIZENS GASP, GROAN]
1670
01:15:45,490 --> 01:15:46,783
You may continue.
1671
01:15:48,077 --> 01:15:50,164
[OUT-OF-TUNE FLUTE
CONTINUES PLAYING]
1672
01:15:51,499 --> 01:15:52,669
[OUT-OF-TUNE TRUMPETS PLAYING]
1673
01:15:52,752 --> 01:15:54,463
Attention!
1674
01:15:54,546 --> 01:15:58,803
Oh, never mind, it's only Tupac.
[PUFFS, PANTS] One sec.
1675
01:15:58,886 --> 01:16:01,600
[BONES CRACKING]
[MOANS] Your Majesties,
1676
01:16:01,683 --> 01:16:03,562
I have come
to reclaim my position
1677
01:16:03,645 --> 01:16:05,190
as guardian of the city.
1678
01:16:05,273 --> 01:16:08,112
Ha! A royal decree
cannot be annulled.
1679
01:16:08,195 --> 01:16:09,781
And may I remind you
1680
01:16:09,865 --> 01:16:12,536
that you called the crown prince
"a little creep."
1681
01:16:12,619 --> 01:16:15,666
Oh, I know, but I have something
that will amaze you.
1682
01:16:15,750 --> 01:16:17,419
Hoofy!
[TAD MOANING]
1683
01:16:17,503 --> 01:16:20,049
TUPAC: The miscreant who tried
to kill the crown prince!
[GRUNTS]
1684
01:16:20,132 --> 01:16:23,387
[GASPS]
TUPAC: I pursued him the length
and breadth of the globe,
1685
01:16:23,471 --> 01:16:25,559
and captured him in your honor!
1686
01:16:28,605 --> 01:16:30,108
[INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING]
[GASPS] Uh, um.
1687
01:16:30,191 --> 01:16:31,693
I'm sorry, Majesty, I...
1688
01:16:31,777 --> 01:16:34,365
Listen... My apologies, Majesty.
1689
01:16:34,448 --> 01:16:36,952
I didn't mean to offend you.
I was just...
1690
01:16:37,036 --> 01:16:39,248
[WHINES]
1691
01:16:40,375 --> 01:16:42,462
[INTRIGUING MUSIC INTENSIFIES]
1692
01:16:43,338 --> 01:16:44,257
Huh?
1693
01:16:46,051 --> 01:16:49,432
[lisps] Mother, Father,
we will be safe with this man
1694
01:16:49,515 --> 01:16:52,939
and I will continue
composing divine music.
1695
01:16:53,022 --> 01:16:54,817
[SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
1696
01:16:54,901 --> 01:16:58,781
You shall be the new
Royal Guardian of Paititi.
1697
01:17:01,077 --> 01:17:02,747
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING]
1698
01:17:02,831 --> 01:17:03,874
Cool!
1699
01:17:03,957 --> 01:17:05,960
[CITIZENS CHEER]
1700
01:17:10,511 --> 01:17:13,974
As for the miscreant,
throw him to the crocodiles.
1701
01:17:14,058 --> 01:17:15,519
Huh?
Huh?
1702
01:17:16,478 --> 01:17:17,815
[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
1703
01:17:21,528 --> 01:17:22,948
[DOOR OPENING]
1704
01:17:24,868 --> 01:17:25,994
How did it go?
1705
01:17:26,078 --> 01:17:27,457
Relax, I persuaded them
1706
01:17:27,540 --> 01:17:29,000
not to throw you
to the crocodiles.
1707
01:17:29,084 --> 01:17:30,044
Oh. [EXHALES HEAVILY]
1708
01:17:30,294 --> 01:17:32,715
Today.
They're gonna do it tomorrow.
What?
1709
01:17:32,798 --> 01:17:34,802
Don't worry,
I'll think of something.
1710
01:17:34,885 --> 01:17:36,721
I'm a Guardian of Paititi,
right?
1711
01:17:37,515 --> 01:17:40,853
That's the most important thing.
Mummy and Oli are safe now.
1712
01:17:40,937 --> 01:17:44,277
[SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
Thanks for everything.
1713
01:17:45,612 --> 01:17:47,700
[WHINES, SOBS] Buddy!
Oh.
1714
01:17:50,120 --> 01:17:51,080
[SOBS]
1715
01:17:53,876 --> 01:17:54,920
[DOOR CLOSING]
1716
01:18:14,787 --> 01:18:17,626
[MUSIC INTENSIFIES]
1717
01:18:34,696 --> 01:18:38,202
[TYPEWRITER KEYS CLACKING]
Well, the wish is possible
1718
01:18:38,286 --> 01:18:40,499
and does not break
any of the rules.
1719
01:18:40,581 --> 01:18:43,003
But I have to warn you,
it's a one-way trip.
1720
01:18:43,503 --> 01:18:44,380
Are you sure
1721
01:18:44,505 --> 01:18:46,425
this is what you want
to ask for?
1722
01:18:47,218 --> 01:18:49,263
WOMAN:
I've never been more sure.
1723
01:18:49,973 --> 01:18:51,016
Okay, then.
1724
01:18:51,935 --> 01:18:52,895
Granted!
1725
01:18:59,823 --> 01:19:02,119
[ENIGMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
[TAD GROANING]
1726
01:19:09,465 --> 01:19:10,425
Sara!
1727
01:19:12,553 --> 01:19:16,101
SARA: I'm always
getting mistaken for Mom.
[TAD SOBS]
1728
01:19:16,184 --> 01:19:17,562
[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
1729
01:19:20,316 --> 01:19:22,195
Hi, Dad.
1730
01:19:24,072 --> 01:19:25,033
Oli!
1731
01:19:26,744 --> 01:19:28,205
But how?
1732
01:19:32,338 --> 01:19:34,591
I used it to come rescue you.
1733
01:19:38,472 --> 01:19:41,269
I'm never gonna get rid of you,
am I?
1734
01:19:41,352 --> 01:19:42,814
[GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING]
1735
01:19:44,065 --> 01:19:46,068
This is yours.
1736
01:19:51,161 --> 01:19:53,164
I didn't fulfil my promise.
1737
01:19:53,915 --> 01:19:55,460
You grew up without a father.
1738
01:19:57,171 --> 01:19:59,258
You've always been with me.
1739
01:20:02,472 --> 01:20:04,809
Every moment
we spent together...
1740
01:20:07,064 --> 01:20:08,774
Every little memory...
1741
01:20:11,362 --> 01:20:13,825
everything I remembered
about you...
1742
01:20:14,868 --> 01:20:17,039
has been with me all my life.
1743
01:20:19,835 --> 01:20:22,841
I became an archaeologist
because of you.
1744
01:20:26,597 --> 01:20:29,394
And I swore
I would find the lamp
1745
01:20:29,477 --> 01:20:32,148
and come
and find you no matter what.
1746
01:20:34,193 --> 01:20:36,154
I'd have loved
to see you grow up.
1747
01:20:37,240 --> 01:20:39,118
That's what I came to fix.
1748
01:20:40,704 --> 01:20:42,916
Together for always.
1749
01:20:44,878 --> 01:20:47,133
Together for always.
1750
01:20:49,470 --> 01:20:51,681
You're the best dad
in the world.
1751
01:20:54,270 --> 01:20:55,230
[SOBS]
1752
01:20:57,484 --> 01:21:00,655
I wish to regain my childhood
with my dad.
1753
01:21:00,739 --> 01:21:05,580
[ECHOES] I wish to regain
my childhood with my dad.
[EXCITING MUSIC PLAYING]
1754
01:21:08,419 --> 01:21:09,880
I love you, Dad.
1755
01:21:11,299 --> 01:21:15,389
I love you, sweetie.
[SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
1756
01:21:24,488 --> 01:21:25,949
[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
1757
01:21:46,066 --> 01:21:47,236
[SNORES]
1758
01:21:48,696 --> 01:21:50,074
[SARA WHISPERING] Tad, here!
[GASPS]
1759
01:21:50,157 --> 01:21:52,077
[BABBLES]
[GASPS]
1760
01:21:52,160 --> 01:21:54,540
[BABBLES, GIGGLES]
[GASPS] Sweetie!
1761
01:21:54,623 --> 01:21:57,127
[SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
Buddy! We thought we'd lost you.
1762
01:21:57,212 --> 01:22:00,549
The genie sent us back,
but the lamp's not here anymore.
1763
01:22:02,178 --> 01:22:05,475
Yes, it is.
It's lost in Ali Baba's cave.
1764
01:22:06,018 --> 01:22:07,812
No one will ever use it again.
1765
01:22:09,691 --> 01:22:12,195
[EXCITING MUSIC PLAYING]
1766
01:22:23,381 --> 01:22:24,759
[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
1767
01:22:24,842 --> 01:22:26,678
[LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING]
1768
01:22:26,762 --> 01:22:28,348
[GRUNTS] We did it!
1769
01:22:28,932 --> 01:22:31,729
Where are we? [GASPS]
Great, sticks! Sticks!
1770
01:22:32,229 --> 01:22:34,275
Who wants to celebrate, family?
1771
01:22:34,358 --> 01:22:35,902
Family?
1772
01:22:35,985 --> 01:22:37,238
Now, I've been thinking,
1773
01:22:37,322 --> 01:22:39,951
maybe we can find an apartment
with more rooms.
1774
01:22:39,135 --> 01:22:43,331
What do you think?
Cool!
We can have pajama parties!
1775
01:22:43,415 --> 01:22:45,585
I'm gonna need some PJ's.
Will you lend me some?
1776
01:22:45,668 --> 01:22:47,672
ARCHAEOBOT: Isn't there a place
for the archaeobot?
1777
01:22:48,632 --> 01:22:50,094
I can make do
with something small.
1778
01:22:50,177 --> 01:22:51,512
I don't take up much room.
1779
01:22:53,140 --> 01:22:55,770
I think my office is big enough
for the both of us.
1780
01:22:56,605 --> 01:22:59,109
Yay! Hooray!
1781
01:22:59,192 --> 01:23:00,694
Hooray!
How about that musical?
1782
01:23:00,778 --> 01:23:02,740
Do you really think
that after everything
that's happened
1783
01:23:02,823 --> 01:23:04,661
I'd go to a musical with you?
1784
01:23:04,744 --> 01:23:07,831
Well, you'd think right!
[BOTH LAUGH]
1785
01:23:09,794 --> 01:23:11,297
Daddy.
[GASPS]
1786
01:23:11,839 --> 01:23:13,717
You said "Daddy," I heard you.
1787
01:23:13,801 --> 01:23:15,054
[BABBLES]
1788
01:23:15,971 --> 01:23:18,893
You don't know it,
but you saved my life.
1789
01:23:22,441 --> 01:23:25,111
Stick! Stick! My stick!
1790
01:23:27,491 --> 01:23:29,202
[GASPS, GRUNTS]
1791
01:23:29,995 --> 01:23:32,458
May I remind you
that I am a robot?
1792
01:23:33,293 --> 01:23:35,421
Well, nobody's perfect.
1793
01:23:35,964 --> 01:23:38,384
[BELL TOLLING]
1794
01:23:41,014 --> 01:23:43,769
[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
TAD: At least we managed
not to change history.